Whatever, Let's See the Egg

Please add this upcoming novel to your collection. Begging isn't shameful (not really). About this story: This is a fictional setting unrelated to reality. Please do not apply it to real life. A marriage first, love later. A lie-flat Earthling X a wealthy benefactor male insect, with cozy married life~ The Earthling Jian Anlan was abducted by aliens! They claimed he was the chosen one, capable of helping the insect race give birth to its most exalted king. With no other options (and swayed by good looks), Jian Anlan had no choice but to pick the female insect he found most pleasing as his spouse. The bad news was that these aliens, who called themselves the insect race, were powerful and stubborn. They had "invited" him to their planet, and he could only consider the matter settled after marrying a female insect and laying an egg. The good news was that if he was in a bad mood, he couldn't get a female insect pregnant, so the aliens treated Jian Anlan with the utmost courtesy. Jian Anlan had never been one to make life hard for himself. Since he had no choice, he would pick someone he liked the look of, finish the task as soon as possible, and return to Blue Star. He would just consider the whole thing an absurd dream. Among a group of female insects who could barely hide their eagerness, Jian Anlan chose Alpha, the one who had quietly paid for him again and again and never once pushed himself forward. There was no special reason, they just clicked. Jian Anlan: "Hi. Want to get married?" Alpha: "Your Excellency, I can't. My people only know how to fight. If I leave them, they'll have nothing to eat." Jian Anlan: "What a coincidence. You're your whole village's only hope, and I just want to lay an egg. Once that's done, I'll be going home." The two of them, human and insect, hit it off immediately and signed a marriage contract on the spot. They would go their separate ways as soon as there was an egg. Married life went just as expected. Getting along with Alpha was easy and fun, and the innocent female insect always managed to cheer Jian Anlan up. One afternoon, they went for a walk in the woods. Seeing that rain was about to fall, Jian Anlan urged Alpha to hurry back. Alpha said with a perfectly serious expression, "Male, even carrying you on my back, I can run faster through a forest like this than any dog on your Blue Star." Jian Anlan: "...Sure." After returning from a business trip to a bee-folk settlement, Alpha excitedly announced before they had even gotten home that he had brought his male the sweetest honey. It was clearly food, but he acted all mysterious and insisted on waiting until they were in the bedroom to give it to him. Once they were inside, he lifted his shirt. "Here, Male, suck here. I had a honey-producing gland like the queen bee's implanted in myself. Royal jelly, super sweet and fresh!" Jian Anlan took a deep breath and politely declined. "Maybe next time." Life was rowdy but fun, and just when Jian Anlan thought the deal was going smoothly, his own spouse's gaze began to change day by day. Alpha even went to Blue Star's forums to learn the language and customs of Blue Star on his own. But the female insect had unfortunately found the wrong website, and some of what it taught him seemed a little off... "Big brother." Alpha, dressed in a suit, knelt by the bed. "???" Jian Anlan's throat tightened. Alpha looked a little flustered. "They said you'd like being called that, Big Brother?" Jian Anlan narrowed his eyes. "What else did you learn?" "Big Brother, be gentle with me..." Alpha's voice grew quieter as he watched his male's gaze turn more and more dangerous. "Good boy. Listen to me. Don't learn just anything." Those were the last words Alpha clearly heard before his consciousness sank into pleasure. As Jian Anlan listened to the lovely panting by his ear, he thought... This was getting complicated. A clearheaded top who only wants to finish the task X a wealthy benefactor bottom who is innocent at heart and wants their pretend romance to become real Reader's guide: [Fictional setting unrelated to reality. Please do not apply it to real life.] 1. The social setting has few males and many females, unequal social status, and a reproductive crisis. 2. Top-oriented, both leads are each other's only partner, 1v1. 3. The insect king's existence is governed by belief, and there isn't a king in every era. A king only appears when the insect race faces a great crisis, such as the current reproductive crisis. The king is born from the hopes of all insects. Upon reaching adulthood, the king gets one chance to link with the entire race through mental power and evolve their genes. 4. To bring the insect race different genes, the king's male parent is almost always an alien. (Aliens don't specifically mean Earthlings, everyone!) Kings throughout history have given the insect race abilities such as transforming into human form, the physique of female combatants, and the ability of male insects to soothe female insects' mental seas. Each time, they have saved the entire insect race from disaster. 4. The insect race can sense the coming of a king. When a crisis arrives, a vague thought appears in every insect's mind. As it grows clearer, they can retrieve the male who will give birth to the king at the right time. They call him the Morning Star. 5. I'll add more if I think of anything. Hope you enjoy~ Please add my upcoming top-oriented novel, The Old-School Man and His Little Punk, to your collection. A supernatural top-oriented story. A Taoist master top with three thousand pounds of celebrity baggage, but who's willing to work for five yuan. X An impolite but happy, energetic, straightforward bottom. A charlatan claiming to be a Taoist master recently moved in next door. Fang Yan might not have much education, but he could tell the man was a fraud. If he were really capable, why would he come to such a poor neighborhood? Fang Yan worked odd jobs to support himself while watching the charlatan con people with cold eyes. A little girl who lived with her grandmother up ahead had been acting up lately, burning her workbooks. She'd burned three already, and each one cost more than ten yuan. That morning, her grandmother had been so angry she'd beaten her. The neighbors heard the commotion but none of them tried to stop it. The old woman had a hard time earning money, and the child was being disobedient, so she deserved a beating. But once the neighbors had left, the charlatan called the girl over. No one knew what he said to comfort her, but he wiped something across her eyes, and she left happily. Fang Yan had sharp eyes. The stuff he'd wiped on her was clearly a handful of ash from the stove, and the charlatan had even charged the girl fifty cents. What a shameless con artist, cheating even a primary school student out of her money! As for the girl never burning another workbook, wasn't that just because the beating had taught her a lesson? Then an old woman came to find a daughter-in-law for her son. She took out several photos, even their birth dates and times, and asked the charlatan to determine which woman would bring her son good fortune. But the charlatan said, "None of these women will be your daughter-in-law." The old woman was displeased. "Why not? They're all good girls." The charlatan replied, "Your daughter-in-law will be the one you don't like." The old woman stormed off without even paying. Fang Yan thought, I could do that too. Then one day, a young charlatan rushed in and shouted as soon as he entered, "Boss, I need help, now!!!" Fang Yan then witnessed the charlatan wield an ordinary peach tree branch with the overwhelming might of Heaven itself. The branch had been snapped off the old peach tree behind Fang Yan's house. And after putting on such a spectacular show, the charlatan charged... one hundred and twenty yuan. Fang Yan immediately got an idea. He strode right up to the charlatan... the Taoist master. "Make my dad stop being such a menace, and I'll pay you fifty!" But the Taoist master shook his head. "A gambling addiction is harder to break than the boundary between life and death." Fang Yan turned away helplessly, but before leaving, he couldn't resist asking, "You clearly have real skills. Why are your prices so cheap?" The Taoist master let out a long sigh and said nothing. But Fang Yan suddenly understood. "Don't tell me you're... embarrassed to ask for money?" He thumped his chest. "I'll work for you!" Later, young people in Taoist circles all knew that when something big happened, they should call in help. That cheap big shot was easy to summon, but now he had a vicious dog at his side, and he could no longer set whatever price he wanted. They also said that the young man who only knew how to fight had gotten lucky by following the big shot. Only Wei Ming knew, as he watched Fang Yan frown while cooking noodles, just how innocent the heart beneath his irritable exterior was. And only Wei Ming knew how... excited Fang Yan made him when, despite having enough troubles of his own, he still threw himself into standing up against injustice. Not to mention how alluring it was when Fang Yan said, "Boss, let's not talk about feelings," while his body and eyes grew more honest by the day. It wouldn't be long before this little wolfdog jumped into Wei Ming's trap of his own accord, guarding the home and family with utter devotion. Please add my upcoming bottom-oriented novel to your collection: The Beastman from a Male-Oriented Fantasy Novel's Daily Life Working in the Interstellar World. Bad-tempered Alpha prodigy top X honest but infuriating, goofy black bear bottom. Xiong Ruyi was a beastman in a male-oriented fantasy novel, the strongest young warrior of the black bear tribe. Due to an error by the Time-Space Bureau, he was sent to a future ABO world. To make up for it, the Bureau gave him a material transfer device. "You can't go back for now, but you can send home the food and honey you earn from working." Xiong Ruyi rubbed his hands together. Hey, working sounded great! Back in the tribe, the elders always said young bears like them were idiots who'd get tricked by humans until they had no bear skin, paws, or gallbladders left. Even though the tribe was dirt-poor, the elders still wouldn't let them go out into the world. Now Xiong Ruyi could finally get a job! Alpha Durant was a genius, but also the most troublesome rebel at the research institute. He had a horrendous personality, combining narcissism with paranoia, and his research records were as thick as his complaint files. He'd driven away countless personal assistants. Until, by a stroke of fate, Xiong Ruyi took the job. At their first meeting, Durant insulted him mercilessly, criticizing everything from his appearance to his intelligence. Xiong Ruyi couldn't wear the translator and couldn't understand a word his boss was saying, so he tried to bluff his way through with a smile. Durant: "I'm insulting him this badly and he isn't talking back. He must be plotting to hurt me!" Xiong Ruyi: "Wow, I don't know what happened, but the research institute compensated me with so much money. I'll buy honey and send it all home. I'm so happy~" Because of his terrible reputation, nobody would sign up for Durant's experiments. Durant injected himself instead, but his rival took the opportunity to send an OMEGA to harm him. Xiong Ruyi was completely unaffected by the OMEGA and had no interest in being chivalrous. He threw the OMEGA out. Durant: "He endured an OMEGA's pheromones to save me, even though he's a beta. He's strong-willed, so maybe he doesn't have bad intentions. But if he can endure that much, I might as well capture him as a test subject." Xiong Ruyi: "What's that smell? It's kind of stinky. Everything about the interstellar world is great, but so many people don't like to bathe." The beastman's heat was approaching, and it manifested as mental instability. Durant: "With a body that tall and strong, he probably can't find an Alpha to mark him. I'll just reluctantly (not really) give him a temporary mark." Xiong Ruyi: "Why'd you bite me, Boss? Are you hungry? I've still got honey on my bear paw. Want a lick?" As he licked... Xiong Ruyi's bear ears and little bear tail emerged. Durant: "What's with him? All he thinks about is seducing his boss. I'll indulge you this once, but there won't be a next time!" Xiong Ruyi: "Ow, ow, ow, that hurts..." At long last, the wronged Xiong Ruyi couldn't take it anymore. He turned around and beat up his boss. The next day, Xiong Ruyi officially went into heat. Xiong Ruyi: "Boss, do it again. I can take it." Afterward, Xiong Ruyi: "Boss, you're amazing!" Durant, questioning his abilities for the first time in his life and searching through eight hundred gigabytes of information all night: "Heh, did you think I earned my reputation as a genius by buying it?" That day, the Time-Space Bureau finally finished correcting its records and notified Xiong Ruyi that he could go back. He should pack up right away. Xiong Ruyi happily went to say goodbye to his boss. Durant, his eyes red: "You're leaving? You like me so much, and you're leaving? Why?" The goofy black bear tilted his head, and a question mark slowly appeared above it. Xiong Ruyi: "Boss, you pay well, but the needles in your experiments really hurt. I've earned enough money, so I'm done~" Theme: Take responsibility with courage and work together to build a better life.