I Became the Staff of the God of Light

Carlo was the N+1th player to enter a divine dating game.

As a romance target, you had to be either impossibly beautiful, exceptionally intelligent, or equipped with a golden finger.

Carlo had none of those things. She wasn't even human-shaped.

She had transmigrated into the staff held by the God of Light.

The God of Light: the deity that players had agreed was the hardest to win over, bar none.

The succubus player swayed her tail and flirted with her eyes, but the God of Light merely looked at her coldly.

The angel player served tea and waited on him hand and foot, but the God of Light remained unmoved.

A commoner girl used a System skill to force him to appear, then wished to see him every day.

The God of Light replied expressionlessly, “Your heart is not sincere.”

As a staff, Carlo was held in the God of Light's hands every day, watching the show and enjoying the gossip.

Meanwhile, the romance System kept updating:

[The God of Light thinks you feel wonderful to hold. Affection +1]

[The God of Light thinks the patterns on your shaft are beautiful. Affection +1]

[The God of Light says your top is round and very satisfying to stroke. Affection +10]

Carlo: ...

Help, if he keeps rubbing me, I'll get a patina.

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One day, while taking care of business, the God of Light idly toyed with his staff as usual, then suddenly noticed something was different.

The staff in his hand was still smooth and rounded, but it had grown much softer and was warm to the touch.

At the same time, Carlo opened her eyes in her sleep.

[Player's affection rating has reached the required level]

[Reward acquired: Human form]

- 1v1, both leads are virgins, happy ending, no children

- Screenshot from Weibo dated July 1, 2023

Theme: Learning to love