The Ice Emperor's Woof Pack, Roll Out!

1.

Atobe picked someone up and took her home because he thought she looked pleasing to the eye.

The next day, she had turned into a dog.

The Hyotei students, invited over for training camp, happened to witness the species swap with their own eyes and were stunned.

The puppy girl had no idea what was going on. Wagging her tail happily, she ran up to the frozen crowd and pawed at their pant legs, doing her best to snuggle up to them.

Hyotei students: ...?

Atobe, perfectly calm: "It's normal, it's magnificent, nothing to worry about."

Puppy girl: "Woof, woof!"

2.

As everyone knows, species-swapping is strictly forbidden.

But since this world had already been taken over by all kinds of middle schoolers who didn't look like middle schoolers, high schoolers who didn't look like high schoolers, aliens everywhere, and wildly fantastical tennis techniques, even the idea of people turning into dogs seemed normal.

At least, Hyotei as a whole went from completely shutting down at first, to gradually getting used to it and joining in. In the end, they could bark alongside her in front of other schools without batting an eye.

Even when others looked at them like they wanted to say something but held back, they had no problem.

The puppy girl would bark a few times with righteous indignation, then declare, "This is a special tradition of Hyotei's Woof-Woof Squad! Right, woof-woof?"

Other schools: ...?

Hyotei, well-practiced: "That's right, that's right. This is a special tradition of Hyotei's Woof-Woof Squad. We're one of a kind, with no other branches."

No! Wait a second! Why are you Hyotei people so good at this?!

Puppy girl: "It's a secret, woof!"

3.

The Hyotei Woof-Woof Squad was formed by every member of Hyotei Academy's tennis club. It had 216 members, and its guiding principle was to bring glory to their school.

They succeeded brilliantly.

One month after the Hyotei Woof-Woof Squad was formed, all its members made such a concerted effort to attack everyone indiscriminately that its influence successfully spread beyond Hyotei to the other schools, even Shitenhoji in Osaka.

The puppy girl, its greatest contributor, received an award for being the most helpful citizen.

Everyone from the various schools applauded.

The puppy girl raised her trophy high and shouted at the top of her lungs:

"Hyotei Woof-Woof Squad, roll out!"

[-Notes-]

◎ This is something I wrote to blow off steam and lift my mood. It has an everyday feel, beloved-by-all elements, indiscriminate attacks, and stand-up comedy. Everyone torments everyone else. Who will suffer a public humiliation is anyone's guess. The main goal is to leave no survivors.

◎ Since she's already a puppy girl, don't expect her to be normal. Her way of thinking is highly unusual and sends all logic straight to the ICU. This includes, but isn't limited to, tormenting everyone equally.

◎ As everyone knows, messing with your tennis club doesn't need to make sense (.

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