The Mulberry Leaf Knows Not Your Silken Threads

01

"Why does the heroine in every costume romance have to jump off a city wall?"

System: "To make the male lead suffer, of course~"

On her wedding day, Liu Ningsang sat waiting for her husband in the bridal chamber. Her husband was Ye Peixiu, the most ruthless man in the Great Yuan, rumored to be... impotent, and maybe a little sick!

"Ye Peixiu! If you keep this up, I’ll jump off the city wall!"

"Go ahead." Ye Peixiu raised an eyebrow. "Just don’t scream on the way down. If you dare disturb my sweet dreams, I’ll drag your bones out and feed them to the dogs."

On their wedding night, Liu Ningsang bolted from the bridal chamber. The courtyard was lit with bright red lanterns, their color as red as blood seeping through.

02

Liu Ningsang transmigrated into the heroine of a costume romance, with a script that had her jumping off a city wall. She plotted day and night with the System to tear up the script, but the plot only grew more absurd, especially when it came to the man at her side.

Then one day, Ye Peixiu stared at her head and gritted out two words: "Sys! Tem!"

System: [W-what is he yelling about?]

Ye Peixiu lowered his gaze to her, gently patting her head with his palm. His eyes were full of tenderness, but his words were venomous.

"Liu Ningsang, sometimes I really want to crack open your head, drag out that bug inside, and whip it to death."

System: [Eek~]

Liu Ningsang's CPU short-circuited. "When did you find out?"

He brushed his fingers over the corner of her mouth. "From the day you married me, my wife, our hearts have been one."

P.S.:

Unhinged Regent Prince VS unlucky transmigrated woman

No logic, just absurdity

An absurd happy ending. Sensible people, enter at your own risk.

Cheeky~

Coming soon:

1. The Song of Fengxing Jiuyue

She was the beloved handmaiden of the Young Lord of Chufeng. At eighteen, she followed him south to the Miao borderlands, where her meridians were shattered and she barely survived.

She never imagined that the man who had cherished her all these years was the murderer of her father!

She should have been the youngest daughter of the Nanfeng family, but fate had other plans. Born to rule, she was reduced to a fugitive.

Bones broken, imprisoned, falsely accused, hunted down.

Dragging her useless legs, she crawled back to the Miao borderlands. Her thousand-mile journey had but one purpose: one day, to use her broken body to raze the capital!

That day, the sun gilded the mountains. She came through the snow beneath a blaze of golden light, her white clothes stained red with blood.

She would make the world remember the Nanfeng name forever. She would prove to Heaven who the true ruler was!

2. Project Houtu

After the apocalypse erupted, the world sank into a zombie hell, and survivors evolved supernatural abilities.

As for me, I evolved into a... ridiculous statue!

I neither live nor die, neither age nor perish. I cannot speak, and I look down on everything.

Then, eighteen years later, the 108th zombie rain fell. The young Dizang walked through the corpses toward me and said, "I’m here to kill you."

I grinned. "Sure, go ahead."

The boy made his threat, turned around, and started playing with mud.

"I can’t kill you yet."

"...Did sand get into your brain?"

3. Those novels next door, all writing, writing

Theme: Defy fate and change your destiny, even when it is meant to be