A little embroidery girl and a brocade-clad guard trade wits, only to accidentally end up at each other's throats... or in each other's bed?
Tsk... What a miscalculation!
01
Chen Wanqi once asked a rather silly question: "Sir, why aren't there any fish on the flying-fish robe?"
Ji Yao rubbed his forehead with a pained expression. "The flying-fish robe is a gift from the emperor. The embroidered design on the python robe is a flying fish. Do you understand?"
Chen Wanqi nodded, only half understanding. "I understand."
"Then what are you embroidering?"
"A leaping dragon..."
"..."
The high-and-mighty brocade guard gritted his teeth! Another day of being driven to distraction by this little embroiderer...
02
Chen Wanqi transmigrated into the body of a poor embroiderer and could barely earn enough to eat with her embroidery skills.
One day, a brocade guard dropped out of the sky, and Chen Wanqi took him home.
Other people's rescued men are pitiful, delicate little things who can't even look after themselves. The man she rescued was a tall, powerful, stone-faced demon!
This penniless brocade guard had no money and no shame!
Chen Wanqi couldn't afford to support such a big shot. But it was easy to invite him in and hard to send him away. Was this guy really going to cling to her and refuse to leave?
"You got me into this state, and now you want to wash your hands of me? How is that fair?"
"That's nonsense! How did I do anything to you?"
"Then why did you strip me?"
"..."
03
Ji Yao was stabbed by someone, and the little embroiderer took him home, then clumsily poked her hands into the wound and pressed around.
She was clumsy, slow-witted, brainless, and infuriating!
Ji Yao had never thought she was special, until the day she was married off as a ghost bride.
He went mad. He saw ghosts!
He ripped open the coffin with his bare hands and dug her out of a grave for the dead.
The bright red flying-fish robe and red wedding dress were tangled tightly together.
Later, a rumor spread through the capital. Word was that the thousand-household commander from the Northern Pacification Office was a crazy bastard who dug up graves in the middle of the night to marry his bride!?
[Announcement: This novel will be fully released on Wednesday, June 26, with Chapter 27 onward behind a paywall. Readers who have already read it, please don't buy it again. Thank you all for your continued support, and I hope you'll keep an eye out for my new novels!]
P.S.
1. The story is set in a fictional Longqing era. The protagonist makes things up, so I won't be accepting historical fact-checking.
2. I'll try to keep the slapstick from getting too ridiculous. We're respectable people here.
Upcoming novels
1. The Wind's Song of Nine Moons
A bloody battle to kill a king.
"Who truly has the mandate of the king?"
"The mandate is still with the Feng family..."
"But there were two Feng families on this battlefield!"
2. Mulberry Leaves Know Nothing of Your Tangled Silk
A story about an unlucky woman who transmigrates.
"Why do the heroines in period dramas always have to jump off city walls?"
System: "To torture the male lead to death, of course!"
"That's messed up!"
Theme: Love life. Freedom and passion are precious.
I saw it on the clip, because the copywriter clicked on it, then read it, subscribed to it all, and now I have reached the last chapter. I'm stupid, so I can't say what's good about it, but I like the story of Ah Qi and Ah Yao, the eldest brother and sister-in-law, the Duke's second uncle, Li Guifei, Zhao Sister Tan Tan San Hua Mai Mai Ali, and of course Chen Xihe. It's great that the young author can finish writing his first book seriously. I hope to see your other works in the future, so keep up the good work!
Really good!! I have finally finished reading this book after procrastinating it for a long time. This book has really stayed with me for a long time. I have gone through so much and finally have an ending. But the author can tell that the more he writes, the better! Looking forward to more works!
Ahhhh~ "Fengxing Jiuyue Song" is on next door, and the "crackling" is the sound of sparks on the keyboard! The package is complete! 💪 Next door, a tree has been planted in "Mulberry Leaves I Don't Know You Are Tangled in Silk". The regent is tall, powerful and sinister. He is so handsome~🐶 The unlucky time-traveling girl is on the edge of jumping over the city wall. She is testing like crazy and the ending is so sexy~~😳 Come on, come on! Take a look and it's free! The first three books are all considered newcomers' beauty (what I call) Su Zhen's love! Kiss, kiss, kiss 😚
Haha, I seem to have seen the ancient version of Daoming Temple. I like to get angry and yell. I love the heroine. I love watching it. Hahaha
I'll go ahead and give you 🤩
The next book is decided to be Little Mulberry Leaf ~ Pre-order is in progress (Bixin~Yabi)
Really well written!!
Really well written! See you next time
Woo woo woo, please update it soon. Please, my heart is going to be broken.
What a knife. Don't you have any heart?