Every Villain Wants to Be My Wild Dad

Jason Todd, a Gothamite, has a contract assignment to do good deeds in another world. The System that brought him here says, "There's nothing you have to do. Just be yourself," then hurriedly logs off.

At first, Jason thinks this assignment will be easy. So easy that he even considers treating it like a vacation and enjoying a few years of an easy, ordinary life.

But unexpected things keep happening. For example, villains keep setting their sights on him.

A sinister, perverted loli-obsessed military doctor keeps trying to send him to the battlefield;

A mad leader boldly declares, "I like you. Be my heir," then slaughters his enemies;

He takes refuge in the slums and becomes an adoptive father figure to the orphans thanks to his extensive experience;

The White Kirin who wreaks havoc in Yokohama falls for his soul at first sight;

A ghostly mercenary who sneaks across the border looking to die declares he will stay after several clashes with Jason.

Jason ponders this, then slowly types out a question mark.

What's wrong with you people? Are you all so short on companions, hired muscle, and heirs that you have to keep chasing after me?

The villains: But there's nothing better than the feeling of finding, destroying, possessing, protecting, or following a dazzling gem!

Jason gives a cold laugh and loads his gun.

Fuck, it's time to return to his old Red Hood ways and whip these gangsters into shape!

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