Qiao Qiao is the heroine of a novel on an adult fiction website.
She has the face of a pure fairy, but is delicate and soft, and easy to overpower.
One day, the site underwent a major overhaul and went under. Qiao Qiao was reassigned to a wholesome romance story.
#Wholesome Romance#
The kind where the leads do nothing more than hug and hold hands at the very end, and don’t even kiss.
Qiao Qiao: ...Her heart turned to ashes.
But her seniors had once said that if you were willing to work hard, there was no man in the world who couldn’t be tempted by a little passion.
Qiao Qiao decided she still had a chance.
Boyfriend No. 1 was a cool, aloof campus heartthrob. She heard he was 18 centimeters, and Qiao Qiao wanted him, so she got him.
One day, during a sudden downpour, she used it as an excuse to stay at his place. He readily agreed, and Qiao Qiao was delighted.
At midnight, she crept into his bedroom, covered her mouth to suppress a giggle, and said, “Baby, I’m so scared. I don’t want to sleep alone.”
Boyfriend: ... (fast asleep zzzzzzz)
Qiao Qiao angrily broke up with him.
Boyfriend No. 2 was an entertainment industry top-tier star. She heard he had incredible stamina, so Qiao Qiao got him too.
One late night, she went to visit him at his hotel, wearing a light slip dress under her trench coat.
Her boyfriend spoke through the door. “Qiao Qiao, it’s too late. Let’s meet tomorrow.”
Qiao Qiao angrily broke up with him.
Boyfriend No. 3 was the young president of some corporation. She heard he could go several rounds in one night.
Her boyfriend was so busy flying all over the world that they hadn’t even held hands once.
Qiao Qiao: ...We’re breaking up!!!
What does it mean to be truly heartbroken?
Before the indefatigable Qiao Qiao could date a fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, eighth, ninth, or tenth boyfriend, the higher-ups sent her off for three months of reeducation.
When Qiao Qiao came back, she was no longer the Qiao Qiao she used to be! She was now Qiao the Wholesome!
And then
Boyfriend No. 1 said he could show her his 18 centimeters.
Boyfriend No. 2 said his stamina had improved.
Boyfriend No. 3 tossed her a room key and said in a deep voice, “Qiao Qiao, I’ve booked it for three days and three nights.”
Qiao Qiao, now pure of heart and desire: No, thank you.
I’ve sworn off men.
But... if they paid enough, maybe she could give it a little try???
Theme: Cherish life