My completed novel, "I'm Putting Together a Dao Companion, Help Me Cut One Down," is next door! And please, please add my upcoming novel, "After Connecting to the Wrong Wi-Fi, I Was Forced to Enjoy My Neighbor's Videos Every Night." The blurb is at the very bottom!
Of course, if you could add the author to your collection too, I'd immediately perform a full 360-degree bow to thank you all. ^V^
This is a brainless, goofy xianxia story. Here's the blurb:
Hello, everyone. Allow me to introduce myself: I'm a female disciple of the Hehuan Sect. Graduation is just around the corner, but I haven't even settled on a title for my thesis.
I regret it. I really do. I was blinded by the Hehuan Sect's recruitment ad back then. My friends and family all tried to stop me from applying, saying I wasn't cut out for it, but I stubbornly refused to believe them. I didn't believe I could spend my whole life single and untouched.
But after arriving at the Hehuan Sect, I learned that a pheasant can't become a phoenix. I looked at my failing grades in every subject and wept bitterly. Whenever I saw the people around me turn into couples, throuples, or even... well, the cold, ruthless dog food was always smacking me right in the face.
I cried and begged my senior sister to save my graduation thesis. My senior sister was the strongest female cultivator in the Hehuan Sect. She had so many boyfriends you couldn't count them on your fingers, and she was the biggest player among players, the queen of the sea among sea kings. My senior sister affectionately patted my head and said, "You're so silly. Hurry up and find a disciple cultivating the Heartless Sword Dao to fool. Get your thesis done first."
I asked my senior sister why it had to be a disciple of the Heartless Dao.
She gazed at the man beside her and lit a cigarette with a world-weary air. Speaking from experience, she said, "Don't you know? People in Jinjiang who cultivate the Heartless Dao are prone to mishaps. Hardly any of them succeed, so they're the easiest to fool."
After hearing that, my eyes filled with tears. I clutched my little bundle of tricks and set off for the Heartless Sword Sect.
--Upcoming novel: "After Connecting to the Wrong Wi-Fi, I Was Forced to Enjoy My Neighbor's Videos Every Night"--
To escape harassment, Chen Yunchu moved into a new place, then accidentally connected to her next-door neighbor's Wi-Fi.
That night, as usual, she was getting ready to cast a movie onto the screen when the colorful Animal World abruptly turned into a video showing off someone's physique. The person in the video was none other than the neighbor she'd briefly met earlier that day.
Chen Yunchu's fair, delicate face flushed bright red. Maybe he'd cast it to the wrong screen.
But it happened three nights in a row, and Chen Yunchu was forced to watch for all three of them.
Unable to take it anymore, Chen Yunchu hesitated for a long time before finally gathering her courage and knocking on her neighbor's door. "Um... at night... could you stop... stop doing that every night..."
His stern features were touched with irritation. He looked as though she'd just woken him up, and the sidelong glance he gave her made her legs stiffen.
He leaned against the doorframe with his arms crossed, his tone casual and indifferent. "What is it?"
Chen Yunchu already found it hard to bring up, and the sight of her intimidatingly fierce neighbor made her lose her nerve. She stammered, "It's nothing, nothing. It's just a little noisy."
Later, their work brought Chen Yunchu and this neighbor closer and closer. After the night before Little New Year, she was astonished to find that the physique videos, which had never changed before, now featured a new display every day.
Naked pole dancing, opening bottles with his abs... The endless parade of shameless tricks left her dazzled. The content got more and more provocative by the day, stirring up a heat in Chen Yunchu that even an iced drink couldn't quench.
He Zhihuai had known he was getting a new neighbor, but he never expected it to be Chen Yunchu, the girl he'd secretly loved in high school.
Chen Yunchu had changed a lot. When she knocked on his door, her eyes were dewy and clear as a newborn fawn's.
The corner of his mouth lifted slightly. Chen Yunchu, you walked right into my arms yourself.
On the night before Little New Year, Chen Yunchu got drunk and mumbled her standards for a partner while lying on top of him. When he tried to cast something onto the screen, he finally realized that the glitch that had been showing "casting successful" without displaying any image wasn't caused by his equipment. He'd been casting it onto Chen Yunchu's screen.
He Zhihuai narrowed his phoenix-shaped eyes, his thoughts winding this way and that.
From then on, he carefully filmed videos every day to match Chen Yunchu's standards for a partner, and put them on an endless loop.
In the end, he even turned the tables, reaching out to stop Chen Yunchu as she tried to flee. "I heard you've been spying on me every day?"
He Zhihuai schemed carefully, drawing closer to Chen Yunchu one step at a time. He peeled away her thick, snail-like shell and finally got to savor her sweetness.
1. A fluffy, sweet story with no angst.
2. Character types: an insecure, sensitive, slow-to-warm-up little snail x a fierce, sharp-tongued but soft-hearted wolfdog.
3. When the male lead is expressionless, he can look a little fierce, but it's not directed at the female lead. In fact, whenever he sees her, he's over the moon inside.
Theme: Leave the past behind and embrace the future
Don't scare me. 30,000 Words finished? What the hell