[Crossover] The Pinker the Hair

I, Hinamori Aku, had long since been branded a so-called delinquent girl. I always went too far when I fought, and some people still haven't been discharged from the hospital. But I digress.

From the moment I found out my little sister was named Hinamori Amu, I knew that as a transmigrator, I was destined to have a dozen Guardian Characters. This egg, whose color I can't tell if it's silver or just a dingy gray, is only the beginning of my legendary life.

I never hid under the covers and cried on the day I became an adult.

The rumor that the next day I had bloodshot eyes, beat up thugs across twelve city blocks, and earned the title of Kanto's boss was just a rumor, too.

But after this egg hatched, the first thing the guy inside said to me was:

"No way, no way. No one this old still believes Guardian Characters are real, right?"

The second thing he said was:

"Oh, it's the cops."

A Guardian Character is supposed to be a reflection of a person's heart... If my little sisters found out my Guardian Character was a silver-haired, dead-fish-eyed middle-aged man, my dignity as the eldest sister would probably vanish without a trace.

I said nothing, drew my gun with the speed of a police academy legend, and tried to put an end to the evidence. He instantly drew his sword and used an iaijutsu wooden-sword slash to deflect the bullet. That brief exchange told us everything we needed to know about each other.

I held the hot barrel of my gun against him and said, "Go back and come out as a woman."

Incidentally, Ginko, Tokiko, and Maki are all my type.

I'm a dual-wielder. I have two swords.

One was given to me by Gin. It's called Lake Toya, and it can fire Evil Be Gone, Rasengan, Getsuga Tensho, and Super Spiral Magnum. Its ultimate move is the Kamehameha, and the coolest thing about it is that pressing a button makes soy sauce squirt out.

The other one I found on the ground. When I picked it up, I swore an oath to punish evil and uphold justice.

1. This is the next book I'll start. This time I'm absolutely going to let loose and find the style that's most comfortable for me and most likely to blow readers away.

2. The CP is Dazai. I'm going to romance him anyway, so I might as well save myself the trouble of starting another book.

The author knows nothing about love. My introduction to romance came from adult romance novels, so this story may, possibly, perhaps be pretty spicy.

Also, although the blurb is misleading, Gin-san is the teacher. The shameless heroine talks big like this all the time.

3. Having a dozen (12) Guardian Characters was my childhood dream!

4. But there won't be a Guardian Character storyline, because I never finished watching it back then (looks away). I was really in it for the cool, badass action, but apart from the first two episodes, the rest was all tsundere, and there was more dere than tsun... That's got to count as false advertising!

But Amu and Ami should have plenty of scenes. A sharp-tongued but soft-hearted tsundere little sister and a naturally mischievous, adorable little angel of a younger sister who wreaks havoc in kindergarten. Who could resist that!

(Aku: My little sisters are coming to visit the day after tomorrow. Let's take out Mori Ogai today.)

5. GL, real GL. The kind where, after three days and three nights of battle, it's the woman who can walk out of the door upright.

6. The side-character section is for the Guardian Characters; the other section is for the setting.

Theme: Never graduate from being a chuunibyou.