Vivian, a little flower fairy from the United States, wakes up inside a strange can and discovers that she has also gained a strange guardian.
Vivian: Oh, great Flower God! I curse you wretched flower thieves...
The silver-haired man silently pulls out a gun as the tiny flower fairy, no bigger than a human thumb, kicks his fingers.
Vivian: You fiend, uh... Daddy, give me a kiss!
And so begins the distillery's "loving father and filial daughter" life!
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While out on a mission, Gin pulls the trigger, and a red rose shoots from the gun instead, to the target's astonishment.
Vivian: I grew that flower. Do you like it? Wait! Don't tie Vivian to a helicopter and shoot up Tokyo Tower! Aaaah!
Rye: Could you stop dressing me up like a doll? I don't need princess braids, flower crowns, nail polish, or makeup...
Vivian: Flower fairies have a duty to make the world beautiful with makeup! You try it first, and if it looks good, I'll do Gin next!
Bourbon, Scotland: Vivian, what did you bring home this time?
Vivian: These are Flower Buds Song Song and Xiao Xiao!
Matsuda and Hagiwara, dressed in flower-patterned bustier dresses, closed their eyes peacefully as their classmates stared in shock.
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Every day, Gin wants to get rid of the little flower fairy who keeps making his life difficult. But when he returns to the safe house, he finds the fairy who kicks his fingers all the time clasping her hands in prayer before a flower.
She hopes that awful Gin makes it safely home today, too. She's made a delicious meal for him.
Gin's resolve wavers.
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After a week of green fruit and flower-leaf porridge, the man, having lost ten pounds, can't take it anymore. He uses one finger to flick the flower fairy unconscious as she clings to his hair and yanks it, then stuffs her into his pocket.
Gin: Flower God, no, damn it! Can someone take Vivian away?
Vivian: But you chose to keep me yourself!!
Reader's Guide:
1. Mostly everyday life, with lighthearted, hilarious, chaotic child-rearing at the distillery.
2. No logic or research, definitely out of character, cuteness comes first.
3. Lots of original worldbuilding.
4. Blurb archived on June 19, 2023.
Theme: Make the whole world beautiful with love
