A crazy-fiction story. If that's not your thing, don't read! Blurb below.
An Qing, who had spent his whole life working like a dog as a corporate drone, was reborn.
His life had every ingredient for a melodramatic tragedy:
His parents died in a car accident, and he was taken in by horrible relatives.
He struggled through school while working part-time, and was bullied on campus.
He died from working overtime, and his boss got promoted and a raise.
...And so on and so forth.
At long last, he found himself a cute little twink, only for the guy to give him a whole prairie of green grass.
His entire life was one big tragedy.
After being reborn as a teenager, An Qing came to a profound realization:
Instead of emotionally exhausting himself, he might as well go crazy and take everyone else down with him.
And so...
When his awful relatives refused to give him any meat, An Qing jumped onto the dining table and improvised a tap dance he'd taught himself, spinning and leaping nonstop as meat juices flew everywhere.
An Qing: If I can't eat, nobody eats! (^▽^)
When a classmate framed him for theft, An Qing jumped onto the lectern, pulled out a kitchen knife, took a hostage, then spent 24 hours on the rooftop threatening to jump, shocking the entire school.
An Qing: Stealing is better than theft, and robbery is better than stealing! (^▽^)
When his boss bullied him at work, An Qing punched the chairman and kicked the general manager at the company party, making headlines in every major media outlet.
An Qing: To catch the bandits, capture their leader first! (^▽^)
An Qing's life motto:
As long as I'm alive, you lot are all beneath me.
Content warnings:
1. The protagonist is the top. The bottom appears much later.
2. The protagonist is genuinely crazy. Don't try to judge him by normal standards.
3. The author is crazy, too. Plagiarism dogs, stay away.
4. Blurb written on 2023.6.16 and screenshot for the record.
Theme: Resist all injustice.
