The Battle for the King of Sharks and Sea Bream

High voltage ahead! High voltage ahead!! High voltage ahead!!! Do not read unless you have nothing better to do!!!! Important things are said three times. All right, I've warned you! A work where I let loose, dedicated to my buddy Six and my lovely readers Three! Blurb: Over the mountains and beyond the sea, there is a little river called Green River. A very rare kind of fish lives in Green River, called the Shark Bream. The Shark Bream have a song that gets passed around among them, called "The Shark Bream Song." Two Shark Bream, two Shark Bream Quick fingers, quick fingers One sent a landmine, one grabbed the front-row seat Fighting for attention, fighting for attention The lyricist of "The Shark Bream Song" was an obscure traveling bard. He came from the Green Grasslands and called himself "the most arrogant sheep on the Green Grasslands." The two things he most liked to say to the Shark Bream were: "I'm DJ Lazy Sheep, the most arrogant on the Green Grasslands!" "If you don't have a little green on your head, how can you get through life?" Though the Shark Bream couldn't understand what he was saying, they respected the bard greatly and gave him a lovely name: King of the Shark Bream. Warning: The author is fragile-hearted. Please don't attack me personally. (You clicked in yourselves, so don't blame me... Ow... Don't hit me... Please...) Theme: Every adorable reader deserves to be loved!