Lian Enhe comes from a privileged family and is a master of disguise. With a face like his, he can get away with anything.
Until he meets Lu Guanye.
Lian Enhe smiles. "I like you."
Lu Guanye backs away. "Sorry."
Knowing he has no chance with him anyway, Lian Enhe doesn't care about showing Lu Guanye his worst side.
At an auction:
"With your money?" Lian Enhe sneers. "You couldn't afford that in eight lifetimes."
The next day, he receives the artwork worth five million.
Lian Enhe: ?
"I need a model," Lian Enhe says provocatively. "You'll have to take your clothes off."
Lu Guanye takes off his shirt and sits still all afternoon, dutifully doing his job.
Lian Enhe: ???
He touches him, sleeps with him, and has the time of his life.
Then comes the devastating news: he's a fake young master. To avoid being kicked out, he promptly dumps Lu Guanye.
"I'm the heir to the Gus Group. You think I'd fall for you?"
"And another thing." Lian Enhe looks at the aloof beauty, whose eyes are reddening. "Lu Guanye, do you know how boring you are in bed?"
-
His father is merciless toward him, the fake young master. "Whether you can stay in the Lian family depends on your brother."
Lian Enhe comes up with a thousand ways to win over the real young master.
Then his mother brings Lu Guanye over. "This is your brother."
"..."
Lian Enhe is dizzy and nearly faints.
His parents urge him, "Say hello."
With his backside still burning, Lian Enhe tries to ingratiate himself. "Big brother?"
-
That night,
Lu Guanye is no longer the courteous, considerate man he used to be. His tricks are so varied that Lian Enhe can't take it.
"Big brother!" Lian Enhe cries. "Lu Guanye!"
"Still think I'm boring?" Lu Guanye asks in a low voice.
"Not boring!" Tears from sheer overstimulation dampen the pillow, and Lian Enhe hurriedly backtracks. "Not at all!"
The next moment:
"Fuck! You bastard! I'll kill you!"
[Note]:
1. Readers with strong preferences about the top or bottom should avoid this. The premise is all in the blurb, so please read at your own discretion. Highlighted warning.
2. The aloof, noble gentleman is driven to madness.
3. They don't realize they're in love. Both are virgins, and both are hopeless romantics.
4. Neither lead is perfect. They are not blood-related and are not on the same household register.
Coming soon: "Don't Office Workers Get Puppy Love Too?"
Older woman, younger man. A lifeless, invisible office worker bottom x a dazzling, cheerful, unhinged top.
Song Li is a textbook office drone. He shows up to work diligently with dark circles under his eyes, toils away while paying off millions in mortgage and car loans, and feels completely drained by the time he gets home.
But he has a secret no one knows.
He likes men.
After an internal power struggle at the company, he's transferred to another province.
There, he sees a puppy with watery eyes. The guy has broad shoulders, a narrow waist, long legs, and a face like a celestial being. He steps over and says obediently, "Hey, bro."
Song Li: Thank goodness I'm not impotent yet.
After their first time together,
the handsome guy pulls out his schoolbag. "Hey, bro, I'm off to school."
Song Li: ?
"How old are you?"
Holding him in his arms, the guy kisses Song Li's sensitive, trembling neck and smiles brightly. "Eighteen."
Oh, fuck.
Song Li, you're a terrible person.
-
When Song Li gets the news that he's being transferred back to headquarters,
he leaves the guy a note: We're too far apart in age. This won't work.
At a meeting, he runs into the chairman's son and sees that familiar face.
Song Li is so scared he wants to bury his head in the ground.
The puppy is so excited his eyes turn red. "Hi! It's so nice to meet you."
That night, Song Li is cornered in his office.
"Hey, bro, why don't you want me anymore?"
His face is all wide-eyed and pitiful, but his actions are merciless.
Song Li feels like his soul is about to leave his body. His eyes unfocused, he murmurs, "Mm..."
Zhou [redacted] gathers Song Li into his arms, his gaze dark with menace. "Hey, bro, I've been fantasizing about you since middle school."
#With sweet talk, lies, sneaking, taking, and seduction#
#And still got dumped#
#My sweet puppy has gone crazy#
#College boys really are diamonds#
Theme: Be honest with people, and don't be stubborn
Woohoo, I really want to read this book. Woohoo, I'll come back after I fill it out [touching head]