You're Right, but Choose Cultivation [Western Crossover]

Completed novel recommendation: [Genshin Impact/Western Comics] A Guide to Teyvat Going Live Updating: After Morax Awakens [Genshin Impact/Western Comics] Coming soon: After the Most Hated Real Young Master Is Raised by Ghost Stories If you like it, please click the favorite button, friends~ Note: The protagonist was adopted and raised by Uncle; he belongs to Jackie Chan's family, while the love interest belongs to the Bat-family. The family bonds are OOC and affectionate. In this story, both of Batman's parents are alive. Bruce inherited the mantle from his grandfather and is the second Batman. He's devious and knows how to smile. Sub-CPs from Cardcaptor Sakura: Sakura and Syaoran, and the big brother and sister-in-law pairing (but the story won't be set in Japan) As a Taoist priest and a little Azure Dragon from China, Qian Yanchang sneaks past major cities, not to visit popular tourist attractions, but to get caught in the crossfire. Anyway, according to a certain master from the Li family in Hong Kong, he destroyed the world in his previous life, so his luck was bound to be terrible. And so, Qian Yanchang's misfortunes went like this: He passed through Gotham and was chased down a whole street by Batman's crazed fans. Then he chased the little fans for two streets. He passed through New York and was shot at by an alien spaceship for two streets. He struck the spaceship with thunder magic for four streets! He passed through Yokohama and ran into a local company holding a late-night team-building event, forcing him to hide for four streets. But when the local company encountered Miss Sadako, released by a certain Taoist priest, they ran for eight streets... When he was little, Qian Yanchang passed through Liyue. It seemed he'd used up a lifetime's worth of luck, because he met his grandmaster, Mr. Zhongli, who was leisurely wandering the mortal world. He was even given a copy of Cultivation for 500 Years, Immortality for 300 Years. But before he could enjoy the sights and customs of Teyvat, some System called him back home. * Fate System: Ever wonder why you're so unlucky? It's because you're the protagonist destined to save the world! Surprised? Shocked? Qian Yanchang, calmly: Isn't it more like the world slaps me, and I slap it back twice? Mr. System was ecstatic: Great! Hit back twice as hard! Excellent, I love your spirit. We need a protagonist just like you!!! So Mr. System offered Qian Yanchang a bunch of standard protagonist options: Arahabaki, Kryptonian blood, the Phoenix Force, "Key that hides the power of darkness"... Pick whichever you like. If you're not satisfied, turn left and QB is waiting to make a contract with you. Holding the Complete Guide to Cultivation, kindly sponsored by Mr. Zhongli, Qian Yanchang suddenly realized that this world of his was missing a little Chinese-style shock and awe. How could supernatural abilities not include the Rabbits? * And so, the System was right, but he chose cultivation! * Reading Guide: 1. The protagonist's golden finger consists of the skills of Genshin Impact's Liyue characters (including Electro Visions), traditional Taoist culture from China, and the Classic of Mountains and Seas. 2. The protagonist is an atheist Taoist priest who practices at home. 3. World Will, fun-loving System seme (a total ham) X ruthless, few words, atypical saintly uke (but willing to go along with all sorts of play). 4. The System's secret identity in the human world is the Lovecraftian evil god Nyarlathotep. His human-world identity is Batman's fun-loving older brother. 5. The protagonist is Uncle's adopted son and Xiaoyu's second favorite uncle. 6. Yanchang comes from the Fu of Xunzi: "The chi dragon becomes a gecko, the owl becomes a phoenix." Yanchang means gecko, in a nod to China's rule that "a humble name helps a child thrive." The protagonist really is a little dragon~ 7. The protagonist and the System have a childhood-sweetheart-meets-fated-encounter relationship. In other words, the Wayne family adopted the protagonist first, but after an accident, he blew himself all the way to San Francisco, where Uncle adopted him. 8. In this world, Batman's parents are alive. The grandfather was the first Batman, and Bruce inherited the family business as the second Batman. They also have a nice family of relatives: the Addams family~ 9. Includes Cardcaptor Sakura. The sub-CP is the big brother and sister-in-law pairing. 10. This version of the blurb will do for now. Due to a disastrous mishap, the author lost the original blurb QAQ (but it's fine, this version isn't much different from the final one). Theme: Everything that exists has a reason to exist