Wear Books, but the Author Is Illiterate

A latent scorpion has penetrated the book. Hidden Grasshopper must complete all the plots of the cannon fodder he wears before he can go home. Hidden Grasshopper did not realize the seriousness of the problem. The author of the book he is wearing appears to be illiterate... ** The cannon fodder was originally a stunning beauty from a famous theater company in the capital. She was bought by the protagonist and given to Uncle Jiu Wang as a male favorite—— It's a bit early for the latent grasshopper to pass through the book. He found out that the censor father who was cannon fodder was honest and outspoken, and offended the family of the protagonist, the nephew of the Queen Mother. He was thrown into the Imperial Academy in a rage by the emperor, and the whole family was sent to prison, and the torture service began. Hidden Grasshopper:...... Jin Daowei who came to ransack the house:? ? ? ——Waiting for the Imperial College? ? ! The system went back and checked the novel. Unfortunately, it said that the author was illiterate and when he saw the word "prison", he thought it was a prison. So Qianxiao was only five years old and was escorted to 985 by the Golden Sword Guards. Within three years, he was known as a child prodigy in the capital, and his neighbors were so envious that they separated from him. ** Later, the hidden beauty gradually opened up, and the peerless beauty was in her prime, being coveted by the dandies every day. The high-ranking romantic concubine covets beauty and wants to hire the beauty as his "brother" with a lot of money. He acts as the main character's stand-in and is tormented every day. The system enthusiastically guided the latent performance: This is it, the cannon fodder already has Bai Yueguang in his heart, so you have to refuse with grief and anger. After being humiliated, you can raise all the money from selling yourself in one breath, throw it back at the attacker's head, and shout, "Young disciple, who wants your dirty money?" The system continued: Then your cruel refusal angered Gong Er. He felt that you didn't know how to appreciate others and hated your little substitute. That's why he sent an old eunuch to buy you and give it to Uncle Jiu Wang who is crazy. Although Zhu Qianxiao was not a troupe actor who couldn't help himself, Qian Xiaoxiao still complied with the request. It's just that the money for selling one's body is a bit heavy, so I accidentally hit Gong Er and became paralyzed. Attacked the royal family, committed a serious crime, an outlaw, wanted nationwide... Gongji was lying on the hospital bed and vowed to catch the beautiful woman who was violent and hurtful and skin him! ! ! System and Hidden Grassfly: ... The author doesn't count when he writes, right? ? ! Oh, it turns out that making enemies is such a method of making enemies, the logic is perfect, and the specific operation is so powerful! ** Later, Hidden Grassfly relied on some technology trees to become the rebel strategist of the Ninth Prince. The person who came to assassinate him stuffed a dagger soaked in highly toxic liquid into the presented map, preparing to see the map. The system indicates that after passing this level, the latent grasshopper can go home. Hidden Grasshopper: Got it, Jing Ke assassinated King Qin version 2.0. As a result, he was stabbed with a knife, and the hidden grasshopper was bleeding profusely, but he was fine. After the wound was bandaged, he could continue to criticize the book at night. The system went back and took a look at the original text, and regretted when it came back: The venom the author wrote about is King Cobra venom, and snake venom is protein. The weather was hot on the way here, and the protein was denatured, so the venom was gone... The author's setting is as fancy as a tiger, and the record is 250! The latent grasshopper sadly lost the opportunity to return home... ** One day, the latent dragonfly suddenly felt a wave of heat surging through his body at night. The cold beauty was covered in fragrant sweat, panting like blue, and her eyes were filled with spring waves. The system told Hidden Grasshopper that according to the rules, you will be punished for playing cannon fodder OOC. You see, you are OOC to the limit. Now is the time for punishment! The punishment is - the original owner's personality will be doubled in one night and will be reflected in the latent grasshopper! The system said that the original owner was a weak male doting boy with a very effeminate personality. She took a deep breath and put on the women's clothes prepared by the system. She sat down and waited for the heat to dissipate. Waiting until late at night, the cold beauty, wearing a bright red wedding dress, was panting and becoming more and more uncomfortable. The system went back and checked the novel. When I came back, I regretted that the author had made a typo again - the character of the original character was set to be a male favorite, Xiaodan, with a very "romantic" personality! Ahhhhhhhhhhh-this author is really completely illiterate! ! ! A slight loss can make a thousand miles, so the latent grasshopper can only hold on to the wall and jump into the lotus pond to deal with the undercurrent surging on its body. A hand stretched out from the darkness, enclosing the trembling and panting beauty like an iron hoop. The long-awaited old fox finally showed its tail... "It's my fault that I kept the queen waiting for a long time on the wedding day." "The queen is scolding me tonight for dancing in the lotus pond?" The Dog Emperor, the former madman Ninth Prince, the true author, and the Heavenly Dao of this world, hugged his half body and said with a satisfied look on his face. ** The cold beauty travels through time and is attacked by Xianfeng Daogu and illiterate people Purpose: Compulsory education is imperative