As the true daughter of the Mo family who was abandoned in the cemetery, Yueyan said to her grandfather at the family recognition banquet: "The date of death has been decided, let's prepare for the funeral."
Father Mo gave a backhand slap, but before the slap fell, Mr. Mo fell to the ground and died of convulsions. The recognition party turned into a waste of time.
At the funeral.
Yue Yan passed by the Xu family's ancestral grave next door, handed over his business card and said: "If your ancestral grave is emitting smoke, come to me for a 20% discount on relocating the grave."
The Xu family laughed: "It's a good thing to smoke, why do you still move..."
Before he finished speaking, the Xu family's ancestral tomb caught fire, and the flames swept across the tomb.
The Xu family: "..."
Thanks to the illegitimate child of an internet celebrity, the beauty of her face has made the entire internet black and crow's mouth.
Invited to participate in a supernatural live broadcast, Yueyan punched the tombstone of the Yue family ancestor of a powerful family. Afterwards, her fists clenched loudly: "Sorry, my hands are slippery."
Yue Jia: No problem, it's a small matter, just let her be happy.
Audience: "Is Yue Jia crazy or am I crazy?"
Invited to live broadcast to visit the haunted house.
Yueyan said to the landlord: "Don't close your eyes tonight, your seven orifices will be sewn up with needles and threads."
The homeowner was confident: "It's a joke, I never keep needlework in my house."
The next day, the homeowner was taken to the hospital with stitches all over his body.
Later, gossip spread that Yueyan's marriage partner was an old man.
Yue Lin: Based on his age, there seems to be nothing wrong with him, but... Don't all contemporary netizens say that a man can be thousands of years old and sleep with tens of thousands of people, but he must not be fifty or sixty years old, if the conditions are met!
Yue Lin's explosive photo: Is he not old?
Netizen: "What kind of rumor is spread by someone?"
Yue Yan: "This face? My fist is so hard, I really want to smash him."
Motto: Hard work will pay off