The System Keeps Erroring Every Day [Quick Transmigration]

Synopsis:

Everything in the quick transmigration bureau is held together by the System.

So here's the question: what happens if the System malfunctions?

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World 1: The CEO seems unwell, but his canary never leaves his side

According to the script, the villain is supposed to announce his wicked plan to the world, making the protagonist give up on him completely.

Just as Sha Minghe was about to tell the canary he'd raised himself, "I was the one who bankrupted your family back then," he found he couldn't speak.

Damn it, where did my vocal cords go? System, help me out!

The villainous CEO has gone mute. In the night, his eyes flushed red, he stares at the canary pinning him down and can't say a word.

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World 2: A pitiful, hopeless student, but his love rival is a rich kid pretending to be poor

According to the script, the villain who takes in the impoverished protagonist is supposed to psychologically abuse him, only to be thoroughly humiliated when the protagonist reveals his wealthy background.

Just as Sha Minghe was about to arrogantly tell the rich kid pretending to be poor, "Can't you even hold a bowl properly? You burned my hand!" he found himself in tears.

Damn it, why am I suddenly crying uncontrollably? System, help me out!

The little villain turns away and wipes his tears, while the rich kid, still pretending to be poor, runs a finger over his moonlit, snow-white back.

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World 3: An ABO world, where two alphas love and hate each other

According to the script, the villain, who was adopted, is supposed to cripple the protagonist, who has just been reunited with his family, then take his place as the sacrificial victim in a trap.

Just as Sha Minghe was about to swear to his newly returned older brother, "You're the person I hate most in this life," he heard himself say:

"You're the person I love most in this life."

Damn it, why did I say the opposite of what I meant? System, help me out!

The adopted son bites the red bandage on his wrist and angrily says, "I like you best." His older brother says nothing, only responds in kind.

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World 4: A blind little wife and a burglar who breaks into her home and pretends to be her husband (tentative)

World 5: A substitute lover for an old baby, and his scheming stepson (tentative)

World 6: An ugly true heir who hopes the brothers will get along, and a handsome fake heir who wants them to get it on (tentative)

More worlds to come

Reader's guide:

A receiver who wants to do his job properly but knows he can always count on the System to mess everything up x an attacker who isn't keen on following the plot but tries to cooperate

* Though it's a quick transmigration story, some worlds go by quickly, while others take their time.

* The receiver has a bit of a universal heartthrob quality.

* The story contains all kinds of old-school melodrama. The attacker may be pretty unhinged and volatile in some worlds. The author is a fan of trashy romance and has some unusual kinks.

* This is a kink-driven work, so please don't impose your own moral standards on it!

* Whether it's satisfying depends on your tastes.

Coming soon: I'm Somehow a Heartthrob as Everyone's Confidant (click the author's profile to go straight there)

Fu Qingheng has been a nobody all his life. Then, in high school, he suddenly realizes that every classmate sitting around him is someone ordinary people shouldn't mess with.

Fu Qingheng can only do his best to make himself even more invisible.

Somehow, his neighbors on every side start dragging him into their confidence.

His desk mate on the left, the school bully: I like the person in front of you. Switch seats with me... Wait, I didn't tell you to move somewhere else! Switch seats. Do you not understand?

His desk mate on the right, the top student: Tell the school bully the person in front of me is mine. If I can't sit behind him, no one can take this seat!

Fu Qingheng: ...What about me?

Top student: You're a mascot.

The straight guy sitting behind him: Do you like guys? Let me tell you, guys at Nan Tong High are all messed up. Don't let them corrupt you. It's healthier to come over to my place on the weekend and game all night.

The school's heartthrob sitting in front of him: I like someone in our class, but I don't dare confess. He's straight, and he really hates gay people.

Fu Qingheng: I don't understand, but I'm deeply shaken.

Fu Qingheng spent three years as everyone's confidant, doing everything a friend should.

Then, on graduation day...

School bully: You know your desk mate is a creep, right? I protected you for three years! I wanted to switch seats because I caught him taking pictures of you!

Fu Qingheng: Huh?!

Top student: You couldn't tell the school bully had ulterior motives? He deliberately pushed you into a corner so no one else could get close to you.

Fu Qingheng: What?

Heartthrob: The person I like is actually you, but the top student said you were straight. If I confessed, we wouldn't even be friends anymore.

Fu Qingheng: This...

Straight guy: I...

Fu Qingheng, horrified: Don't tell me you've gone gay too?!

Straight guy: Huh? I just wanted to ask if you want to come over and game tonight. I bought a bunch of party games.

Fu Qingheng: Sob, so normal people really do exist!

College, graduation, work.

After living, eating, and sleeping with the "straight guy" for more than seven years, Fu Qingheng belatedly realizes...

Wait, is this "straight guy" really straight?!

Straight guy: Heh.

Theme: Workers have worker souls, and workers are the best of the best!