I'll Die If I Don't Save the Bottom [Book Transmigration]

After inexplicably transmigrating into a book, he gets saddled with a setting that says he'll die if he doesn't save the shou lead??? And... Why does this man's vibe... Have to be so damn ridiculous?! Domineering, icy, handsome gong x snarky, fiery, manly shou Note: A little sweet treat written on a whim. The protagonist comes with a Mary Sue aura: every character falls for him, hangs out with him, or treats him well. Happy ending, and strictly one-on-one from start to finish. The gong doesn't split into clones or develop multiple personalities. He sticks around to play along the whole time. Whether it's satisfying is debatable; whether it's your thing is up to you. Coming soon: "The System Reports Errors Every Day [Quick Transmigration]" (Visit the author's page to bookmark it!!!) Sha Minghe is bound to the first Infinite System developed by the Quick Transmigration Bureau. But soon, as he trudges through the scripted plot, Sha Minghe realizes the truth. His life was supposed to be uneventful. The Infinite System itself is the disruption!!! - World 1: The CEO seems to be sick, and his canary never leaves his side According to the script, Sha Minghe has to keep the shou lead and torment him 100 times, then wait for the company to be audited, go bankrupt, and shut down. He diligently completes his mission, fakes his death in a car accident, then discovers that the button to exit the world has mysteriously disappeared! Barely alive, Sha Minghe not only has to endure the shou lead's icy stare, but also stay up all night writing an error report. He thinks he can go back once he submits the report, until he opens his eyes in the middle of the night and finds the shou lead holding him. The other man is flushed and breathing faintly hard. "Come on, baby, insult me! I like it when you insult me." Sha Minghe: Help, Officer! There's a perverted masochist here! He opens the Infinite System, determined to save himself. The System's shop is filled with dazzling arrays of skin-beautifying pills, voice-enhancing pills, and pills for improving one's sexual prowess. Sha Minghe blacks out. - World 2: A pitiful, failing student, but his love rival is a rich second-generation heir pretending to be poor According to the script, Sha Minghe has to take in the shou lead, who's pretending to be poor, on a rainy day, then help him out 100 times. Once the shou lead decides he's a gloomy, crawling-on-the-ground failure, he'll reclaim his rich heir identity and pursue the shou lead. This time, Sha Minghe chooses to vanish without a trace. After completing the mission, he quickly leaves the city, holes up in a cheap hotel, and presses the button to exit the world. Infinite System: System error 1001. Unable to connect to the server. Sha Minghe: . He's not even surprised. Just as he's about to write an error report, he hears a food delivery guy knocking. But the person who comes in is the shou lead, eyes bloodshot. Without a word, he pins Sha Minghe to the bed. Sha Minghe: Damn it, everything's gone completely off the rails! World 3: An ABO world, but two Alphas are locked in a love-hate relationship According to the script... Forget it, what use is a script? Sha Minghe goes straight to the gong lead and asks, "Do you sell your ass?" Gong lead: ? They get into a fight. Then they end up in bed. Sha Minghe: ? Wake up, bro! We're sworn enemies, and I'm an Alpha! The other man chuckles. "Doesn't that make it even more exciting?" Theme: If there's no light before me, then I'll be your light