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[New serial, please add it to your reading list] The Goofy Junior Sister Conquers the Cultivation World with Air Conditioning! Check it out in my author page!
Blurb:
A lively, ambitious sweet little bunny X a cool, protective plum blossom with an unyielding spirit
After staying up all night researching dragon-roar strawberries, Xue Zhenzhen died suddenly. She went from being a food blogger to a poor farm girl with debts, who would be forced to become her creditor's concubine if she couldn't pay them off within three days.
To preserve her freedom, she had no choice but to open a dessert stall in ancient times with her food System.
She never expected that her little stall would start a dessert craze in Liu County.
Glutinous rice and hawthorn tanghulu, caramel peanuts, spinning sugar paintings, cotton candy shaped like the sky, crispy egg waffles... None of these treats had ever been seen in Liu County. Even the county magistrate, Bai Yancha, became a regular.
From supplying popcorn to the opera house to partnering with an inn to make gift boxes of mooncakes...
Before she knew it, the farm girl who couldn't afford a meal had become the most celebrated dessert seller in the Great Yin Dynasty.
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The new county magistrate of Liu County, Jie Qingshiyi, cleaned up a vicious local tyrant as soon as he took office, earning the people's applause.
On top of that, he was both talented and handsome, with a proud spirit like a plum blossom. Women could be seen walking back and forth outside the county office every day, hoping to catch his eye.
Unfortunately, not one of them was allowed inside on personal business.
Except for one person:
The young lady Xue, who sold candied fruit.
Bai Yancha had always thought of himself as cold and aloof, and had never imagined sharing the rest of his life with anyone.
Until one day, the woman behind the stall, her lily bun swaying like rabbit ears, smiled brightly and handed him a stick of glutinous rice and hawthorn tanghulu.
The ice in his desolate heart melted in an instant, and a tender little flower bloomed.
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[Mini-scene]
At the first Sugar Painting Festival competition.
While everyone felt sorry that the county magistrate had come in second because his painting didn't meet the contest's requirements...
Only Xue Zhenzhen blushed as she stared at Bai Yancha's painting of a jade rabbit resting beside a plum blossom.
After all, anyone with a discerning eye could tell at a glance:
The adorable little rabbit looked exactly like the design on her purse.
[Reader's Guide]
1. Lively, ambitious sweet little bunny (Xue Zhenzhen) X cool, protective plum blossom with an unyielding spirit (Bai Yancha)
2. The heroine starts out by running a dessert stall, but she does more than just run a dessert shop later on.
3. One-on-one pairing, happy ending. There will be a love-triangle situation, but both leads know how to communicate.
4. Daily updates, before midnight. Feel free to start reading!
5. If you like it, add it to your reading list!
[New serial, currently updating] The Goofy Junior Sister Conquers the Cultivation World with Air Conditioning!
The day of the outer disciples' graduation exam at Spirit Crane Sect coincided with a once-in-a-thousand-years heat wave.
The sect leader changed the exam on the spot. The new topic was cooling things down, testing the disciples' control over their spells to determine whether they qualified to enter the inner sect.
The ninety-nine outer disciples brought out every trick they had, but the best any of them could manage was to lower the temperature within a one-meter radius by a tiny bit.
The sect leader watched and sighed, unable to help lamenting that this year's crop of outer disciples was of poor quality.
Until the hundredth disciple stepped forward:
Yu Shandie.
She pulled a palm-sized magical artifact from her sleeve and casually pressed a button.
It beeped.
And the whole world became cool.
Sect leader, overcome with joy: !!!
Elders, weeping tears of joy: !!!
Disciples watching the show, jumping up and down: !!!
Right after that, she was surrounded by people and taken as a disciple by Xiao Yanzhu, the universally acknowledged swordsmanship prodigy of Spirit Crane Sect.
Yu Shandie, scratching her head in confusion: Nobody's mad that I set the AC to 18 degrees?
#People in the cultivation world are actually pretty nice.
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Xiao Yanzhu was extremely annoyed that the sect had forced this little disciple on him.
He was proud and only ever took geniuses as disciples.
But this person had trash dual water-and-fire spiritual roots, and was still only at the Qi Refining stage in her twenties. The only decent thing about her was that strange artifact of the Heavenly Dao she carried.
Someone like her would probably feel inferior in the sect and ask to leave before long.
He never expected that, just two days later, his usually quarrelsome genius disciples would be doting on this good-for-nothing junior sister.
Interesting. He wanted to see what made her special.
A month later.
Yu Shandie: Master, Master! The Fengling flower has bloomed!
Xiao Yanzhu, thinking: Hmph, just a coincidence.
Two months later.
Yu Shandie: Master, Master! The Yanhann bird has hatched its eggs!
Xiao Yanzhu, thinking: Hmph, just a stroke of luck.
Three months later.
Yu Shandie: Master, Master! I've forged the Fire Lotus Sword!
Xiao Yanzhu, thinking: Hmph... Wait, what?! The Fire Lotus Sword!!!
#Tsk, this cheap little disciple of his might actually have some talent?
[Mini-scene]
In a secret realm.
Xiao Yanzhu: The cold poison in my body can only be cured with body heat...
Yu Shandie: I know, I know. I've set the heat to 37 degrees. Enjoy the warm breeze.
Xiao Yanzhu: ...
#Did she really have to be so capable at a time like this?!
Theme: Hard work pays off.
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New article "The little junior sister who is a sand sculpture conquers the world of cultivation with air conditioning!" Has been opened, all little angels are welcome to move to the column to watch! The copy is as follows: The final exam day for the outer disciples of the Linghe Sect coincided with the scorching heat that is rare in thousands of years. The sect leader modified the exam questions on the spot, with the theme of cooling down, to test the disciples' ability to control spells to determine whether they were qualified to enter the inner sect. The 99 outer sect disciples used eighteen kinds of martial arts, and the best result was just a slight drop in the temperature within a one-meter radius. The sect leader sighed while watching, and couldn't help lamenting that the quality of this year's outer sect enrollment was too low. Until the 100th disciple—— Yu Shandie appears. She took out a palm-sized magic weapon from her sleeve and pressed it casually. After a "di" sound. The whole world is cool. Sect leader (crying with joy):!!! All the elders (in tears):!!! Disciple eating melon (jumping up and down):!!! Immediately afterwards, she was surrounded by everyone and accepted into the sect of Xiao Yanzhu, a swordsman genius recognized by the Linghe Sect. Yu Shandie (scratching his head in confusion): Turn on the air conditioner at 18 degrees and no one scolds you? #You people in the world of cultivation are pretty good. Xiao Yanzhu was extremely fed up with the young disciple that the sect forced upon him. He thinks very highly of himself and has always only accepted geniuses as his disciples. But this man not only has garbage water and fire spiritual roots, but he is also a Qi practitioner in his twenties, and the only thing he can look like is the strange Tiandao magic weapon in his hand. If such a person stays in the school, it won't be long before he feels ashamed and asks to leave. But what he didn't expect was that in just two days, his group of talented disciples who had always been at odds with each other would actually dote on this good-for-nothing little junior sister. Interesting, he wanted to see what special abilities she had. One month later. Yu Shandie: Master, Master! The Feng Ling flower is blooming! Xiao Yanzhu said in his heart: Oh, it's just a coincidence. Two months later. Yu Shandie: Master, Master! The cold-weary bird is hatching its eggs! Xiao Yanzhu thought in his mind: Oh, just lucky. Three months later. Yu Shandie: Master, Master! The Fire Lotus Sword is finished! Xiao Yanzhu's heart: Huh - wait??? Fire Lotus Sword!!! #His, this cheap apprentice of his seems to be really capable? Small Theater In some secret place. Xiao Yanzhu: The cold poison in my body can only be controlled by body temperature—— Yu Shandie: I know, I know, the hot air is set to 37 degrees, and you blow slowly. Xiao Yanzhu:... #Does she have to be so capable at this time? Instructions for consumption: 1.1V1, HE, the writing style is light and sandy, with elements such as group pets, (micro) crematoriums, and horse-dropping. 2. I follow the path of cultivating immortals, practicing qi-building foundation-golden elixir-Nascent Soul-Mahayana-overcoming tribulations 3. [Eccentric and cheerful puppy] Yu Shandie (ENFP) x [Aloof and mean swordsman genius] Xiao Yanzhu (ISTJ) 4. In the early stage, the male protagonist is very needy and lacks emotional intelligence. He is a straight man and an old dog. But in the middle and later stages, he will become an obedient golden retriever who chases his wife.
Pre-released article "I rely on the air conditioner remote control to become the favorite of the division's group", if you like it, please add it to your collection! Copywriting: The final exam day for the outer disciples of the Linghe Sect coincided with the scorching heat that is rare in thousands of years. The sect leader modified the exam questions on the spot, with the theme of cooling down, to test the disciples' ability to control spells to determine whether they were qualified to enter the inner sect. The 99 outer sect disciples used eighteen kinds of martial arts, and the best result was just a slight drop in the temperature within a one-meter radius. The sect leader sighed while watching, and couldn't help lamenting that the quality of this year's outer sect enrollment was too low. Until the 100th disciple—— Yan Xianyue appears. She took out a palm-sized magic weapon from her sleeve and pressed it casually. After a "di" sound. The whole world is cool. Sect leader (crying with joy):!!! All the elders (in tears):!!! Disciple eating melon (jumping up and down):!!! Immediately afterwards, she was surrounded by everyone and accepted into the sect of Immortal Lord Zhuxiao, a recognized swordsman genius of Linghe Sect. Yan Qianyue (scratching her head in confusion): Turn on the air conditioner at 18 degrees and no one scolds you? #You people in the world of cultivation are pretty good. Zhu Xiao was extremely fed up with the young apprentice that the sect forced upon him. He thinks very highly of himself and has always only accepted geniuses as his disciples. But this person not only has a rubbish water and fire spiritual root, but he is also a Qi practitioner at the age of 16, so the strange Tiandao magic weapon in his hand is still decent. If such a person stays in the school, it won't be long before he feels ashamed and asks to leave. But what he didn't expect was that in just two days, his group of talented disciples who had always been at odds with each other would actually dote on this good-for-nothing little junior sister. Interesting, he wanted to see what special abilities she had. One month later. Yan Xianyue: Master, Master! Tianling flowers are blooming! Zhuxiao's heart: Oh, it's just a coincidence. Two months later. Yan Xianyue: Master, Master! The cold-weary bird is hatching its eggs! Zhuxiao: Oh, just lucky. Three months later. Yan Xianyue: Master, Master! The flame wood has revived! Zhuxiao: Huh - wait??? Flamewood!!! #His, this cheap apprentice of his seems to be really capable? Small Theater In some secret place. Zhuxiao: The cold poison in my body can only be controlled by body temperature—— Yan Qianyue: I know, I know, the hot air is set to 37 degrees, and you blow it slowly. Zhuxiao:… #Does she have to be so capable at this time? Instructions for consumption: 1.1V1, HE, the writing style is light and sandy, I am a cultivator of immortality, Qi training - foundation building - golden elixir - Nascent Soul - Mahayana - transcending tribulations 2. [Eccentric and cheerful puppy] Yan Zhanyue (ENFP) x [Aloof and mean swordsman genius] Zhu Xiao (ISTJ) 3. A cheerful puppy will bring happiness to everyone, but if there is no response, it will turn into a fragile glass puppy (please cherish the puppies around you) 4. In the early stage, the male protagonist is very needy and lacks emotional intelligence. He is a straight man and an old dog. But in the middle and later stages, he will become an obedient golden retriever who chases his wife.
. . . If your stall was burned down, would you tell others that as long as you took more care of your business, you wouldn't have to pay compensation? For now, a stall costs nearly 10,000 yuan, including a car and items. How many things do you have to sell to get your blood back? What's more, I said before that the debt will be paid off in a few days. The author is really unworldly. . .
Ah? Talisman!!!?
Finished with flowers Thanks for free
Su Qing is immoral, but it's not too bad so far.
Yes, these two men are both mentally ill...
No, as a modern person, do you think killers are cool? What idea
Sweet, cute, cute
I have something to do today, will update later