Is There Something Seriously Wrong with This Species of Zerg?

The Main God sensed that several insectoid planes were on the verge of collapse, so System ome set out to save the world. It diligently selected Hosts, sending them to different planes and warning them about the culprits destabilizing those little worlds. So why did they all end up falling in love??? Those were wanted posters for the villains, not dating profiles, come on! [World 1] A high school boy who loves handsome faces and grew up watching Black Cat Detective × an orchid mantis who gets more vicious the pinker it is An Lang transmigrated to an insectoid planet full of mantises. Seriously, what high school boy who watched Black Cat Detective wouldn’t be scared? After much deliberation, he chose the smallest-looking insect as his mate. His mate was petite and delicate, with black hair and red eyes, nothing like the white-haired, pink-eyed villain the System had described, who ripped people’s heads off at the drop of a hat. And now you’re telling him that orchid mantises look like that when they’re young??? [World 2] A human mind in a body with ALS, top × a giant scorpion who says one thing but means another and plays favorites Major General Enoch stared at the boy’s two slender antennae. They quivered ever so slightly as he walked, like two tiny beans. They trembled with each step, drawing his gaze. How had he ever been blind enough to think Xia Yi was pretending to be weak, currying favor, or seducing him? He was simply adorable. [World 3] A troublemaker with a knack for ridiculous stunts, former Sentinel top × a self-deluding, humanoid weapon, a Jorō spider bottom Lin Si was a Sentinel with a Jorō spider spirit form. Then he died. The System pulled him into the insectoid world and made him a male insect. Then he came back to life. To complete his mission, Lin Si concealed his gender and enrolled in a military academy. When he saw Ashley, he was ecstatic. Just look at that degree of mimicry, those eight red eyes, that tough, abundant silk! “Lin Si, you’re into guys? Why are you always hanging around Ashley?” “You wouldn’t understand.” “Holy crap, Lin Si, I think you’re getting somewhere!” “What?” “Ashley blushed when he saw you holding the Eight of Bamboo just now.” Ashley: Eight of Bamboo, eight eyes. He loves me so much. [World 4] A lightning-powered ability user who loves farming × a flashy firefly who puts on a show to attract a mate Bad news: Huo Xiu lost his memory and became an NPC in a game. Good news: He can control lightning. Bad news: A pervert has gotten hooked on being struck by lightning. A year later. Good news: Huo Xiu got his memories back and has a new body. Bad news: His insect lover doesn’t know and thinks he’s dead. Good news: He still has his lightning powers. Bad news: ...Why does his insect lover’s butt glow??? [World 5] A carnivorous golden-ringed hornet × a sturdy, dark-skinned, devoted bumblebee Before falling in love, Ernest’s only worry was how to get His Majesty to eat him. After falling in love, Ernest’s only worry was still how to get His Majesty to eat him. Please note: 1. These are separate stories, each with its own couple. Some of the little worlds are unrelated, and their settings vary. 2. Some insects behave like animals in the real world; others follow the rules written by Wozki. There’s a mountain of original worldbuilding, so please be gentle! 3. Scorpions and spiders aren’t insects. They belong to the phylum Arthropoda. Please don’t nitpick while reading. [In my heart, they’re all bugs T T] 4. A happy, sweet little treat. Enjoy! 5. This is a fictional setting with no connection to reality. Please don’t draw real-world parallels. 6. A heads-up about my tastes: the tops are submissive in worlds one and two, and dominant in worlds three, four, and five. Please make sure you’re okay with that before reading, and don’t let it ruin your mood! 7. Paragraph comments are open (collection +1% subscription +50 affection). They’re open so other readers can laugh together, so nasty comments will be deleted. An upcoming novel. If you’re interested, please add it to your collection. Thanks, hehe! What Could a Little Bird Possibly Be Up to? Pelican: This bird just wants to eat an employee from the staff cafeteria. Cockatoo: This bird just doesn’t want to work. [Bad Bird 1] A pelican top who grabs at everything × a human caretaker who’s at the end of his rope “I’m warning you, I’m a nationally protected animal. Get your hand out of my mouth right now, ” He Zhixing ignored him completely. “The staff cafeteria is one of my employee benefits. If you try to take it away, I’ll report you to the central government, ” He Zhixing pried open Tihu’s beak with an expressionless face. With a hard tug, he finally pulled his own head out. “Who told you there were employees on the menu?” A child nearby let out a piercing scream. “Mommy, Mommy, look! That bird ate that big brother!!!” [Bad Bird 2] A selectively deaf, prank-loving cockatoo × an unlucky human with a tragic past Xue Jingkui was a birdman. Literally: bird + human. Under the Management Bureau’s Eight Principles for Peaceful Coexistence Between Humans and Birds, he had to hide his identity, blend into human society, and earn money through work. But he was never going to work. Xue Jingkui decided to find a human he liked the look of and become his bird. Later, Xue Jingkui decided this human was actually pretty great So he decided to become his human, too. [Bad Bird 3]... A male-led story. There should be both bird tops and bird bottoms (what kind of sentence is that, hahaha). Theme: Protect biodiversity