"Destroy the underground trading market, Dawn Girl declares war on evil!"
"Smash the illegal laboratory, the strongest heroine makes another great achievement!"
Looking at one report after another with the above title, Dr. Evil "Shadow" was so angry that he smashed another laboratory.
As a world-famous villain, his evil plans have been thwarted time and time again by the hero codenamed Dawn. He has become a laughing stock in the villain circle.
But Chen Xi's super power is so strong that no matter how sophisticated the trap is, she can always find a loophole and escape.
In a fit of rage, in order to completely avenge his shame...
Dr. Shadow: "Develop a time machine! I want to travel to the weakest moment of the morning light and destroy her with my own hands!"
The good news is that the experiment was successful, and Dr. Shadow literally traveled back in time to the time when the morning light was at its weakest.
The bad news is...
The most powerful superhero in the future was three and a half years old.
"Brother, do you want to adopt me?" The little girl looked at him with round eyes.
Dr. Shadow: ... Grass.
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Recently, the gossip topics among the owners of Yingcai Community are all the same.
A pair of strange brothers and sisters lived in a garage in Building A.
My younger sister has just entered kindergarten. She is cute, well-behaved and obedient. She greets everyone she meets sweetly. Within a few days, she has become the favorite of the elders and aunties in the community.
But although my brother is quite handsome, he doesn't go to school or go to work. He stays at home all day long and makes weird things. He also laughs weirdly from time to time and says words like "world", "hero" and "destruction".
A fashionable aunt said: "I know, this kid is called chuunibyou!"
Everyone is very worried, fearing that this sick brother will lead the little girl to evil.
The rumor reached Xiao Chenxi's ears. She rushed home with red eyes and hugged her brother's thigh: "Brother, don't be afraid! I will make money to treat your illness! There are many reward notices posted outside. As long as you catch those bad guys, you will have money to treat your brother!"
Didn't know he was sick·Supervillain·Dr. Evil Shadow:... What did you say you were going to do? !
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Later, a little superhero appeared in J City.
Although she is short in stature and has a childish voice, none of the bad guys she targets slip through the net.
She became the most dazzling new star in J City.
No one knew that every time the hero of the dawn went on a mission, there would be a young man in a garage angrily threatening his former villain colleagues:
"That's my old enemy! If you dare to hurt her, I'll blow up your lair!"
Reading Guide
1. The story of Dr. Evil traveling through the past and being forced to become a superhero, making it an easy-to-use popcorn movie.
2. Evil, refers to putting pineapple on all Italian pizza (such behavior)
3. A purely imaginary world that basically follows comic-style logic, but sometimes there may be no logic.
4. May have a translation accent.
5. Most of the characters have brain holes.
6. The author insists that the villain should read his evil plan aloud behind the main screen. This is a rule and a beauty of format.
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Pre-collection of "After HE, the Mermaid Prince Doesn't Want to Go Ashore"
In a shipwreck, the mermaid prince rescued the princess who fell into the sea, and the two formed a relationship. After a series of misunderstandings and obstacles, they finally understood each other.
Just like a fairy tale, on the rocks at the seaside, the two of them confided in each other's love words and cuddled together to usher in the beautiful sunrise and a happy ending.
Then, the princess and the mermaid prince took out a bottle of magic potion at the same time.
Princess: As long as you drink this, you will get human legs and you can return to the palace with me to get married.
Mermaid: As long as you drink this, you will grow a beautiful tail and follow me to live under the sea.
After a moment of silence, the two looked at each other.
Princess & Mermaid: Are you kidding!
Princess: You actually want me to go with you to that dark and humid underwater place where only fish and seaweed are always there to eat?
Mermaid: You actually want me to give up the most beautiful fish tail in the sea and put two sticks in it to be burned by the fireball-like sun in the desert?
A pair of lovers parted on bad terms.
The next day, the headline news in the underwater world reported that the little prince was maliciously poisoned during lunch and turned into a human on the spot. He almost drowned in his own palace. The sea wizard was doing his best to save him.
At the same time, the palace of Ulilanbai Kingdom was also filled with an atmosphere of panic. The reason was that the black tea that Her Royal Highness was accustomed to drinking was actually added with an unknown magic potion. After the princess drank it, she rushed into the bathroom and refused to come out.
The culprit is revealed.
In this country where the desert meets the sea, an offensive and defensive battle of poisoning each other has just begun.
Intention: People will become gentle for others
