[The next book "When the Princess Wakes Up and Transforms into a Village Girl Delivering a Cow" is being serialized, please pay attention~]
The evil dragon whose evil reputation shocked the entire continent had worked diligently for hundreds of years. Finally, he had accumulated enough mission points and decided to take his pension and return to his lair to enjoy the peaceful life of a dragon.
But as soon as she folded her wings at the top of the long-lost tower, a little princess clambered up the rope ladder.
Their eyes met, and the little thief who broke into the empty door was confident: "From today on, this tower belongs to me."
The seventeen-year-old little princess has no martial ethics and comes to trick the four-hundred-year-old retired dragon into sneak attack.
What's even more outrageous is! Even though he did nothing, the mission system of the Brave Guild automatically determined that he had kidnapped the princess?
[Beep. The mission to save Princess Picwino is now open, and all brave men are welcome to take it on]
Facing the endless stream of brave men who came to "save" her, the princess shouldered her weapon expressionlessly:
"If you want to live, hand over the money."
There is definitely something wrong with this princess!
The evil dragon is also praying today, when will a brave man come to save him from the clutches of the princess.
Of course, you have to be a true brave man,
Rather than the tower being filled with weirdos for no apparent reason.
"I'm talking about you! The weird old man who believes in princess supremacy! The Uchimaki errand boy who only knows how to fish and cut grass! And the porn magician who uses slime to pad his breasts!"
Can you have some basic respect for the terrifying dragon? !
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At this time, the evil dragon still didn't know that one day in the future, he would actually carry out the kidnapping that was originally an unfounded crime.
And, willingly.
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*The violent hunter little princess x The evil dragon who is afraid of trouble, the arrogant old man
*Most of the characters are idiots (with bad brains)
*On the surface, it's a Japanese RPG, but in reality it's a messy world view. It's a very unrestrained and unorthodox Western fantasy, and contains a lot of two-dimensional jokes.
*Cover artist: Black Line
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*Pre-collection of sand sculpture fairy tales with the same worldview "After HE, the Mermaid Prince Doesn't Want to Go Ashore"
In a shipwreck, the mermaid prince rescued the princess who fell into the sea, and the two formed a relationship. After a series of misunderstandings and obstacles, they finally understood each other.
Just like a fairy tale, on the rocks at the seaside, the two of them confided in each other's love words and cuddled together to usher in the beautiful sunrise and a happy ending.
Then, the princess and the mermaid prince took out a bottle of magic potion at the same time.
Princess: As long as you drink this, you will get human legs and you can return to the palace with me to get married.
Mermaid: As long as you drink this, you will grow a beautiful tail and follow me to live under the sea.
After a moment of silence, the two looked at each other.
Princess & Mermaid: Are you kidding!
Princess: You actually want me to go with you to that dark and humid underwater place where only fish and seaweed are always there to eat?
Mermaid: You actually want me to give up the most beautiful fish tail in the sea and put two sticks in it to be burned by the fireball-like sun in the desert?
A pair of lovers parted on bad terms.
The next day, the headline news in the underwater world reported that the little prince was maliciously poisoned during lunch and turned into a human on the spot. He almost drowned in his own palace. The sea wizard was doing his best to save him.
At the same time, the palace of Ulilanbai Kingdom was also filled with an atmosphere of panic. The reason was that the black tea that Her Royal Highness was accustomed to drinking was actually added with an unknown magic potion. After the princess drank it, she rushed into the bathroom and refused to come out.
The culprit is revealed.
In this country where the desert meets the sea, an offensive and defensive battle of poisoning each other has just begun.
Intention: Don't forget to smile, let's have fun together!
