[The column "After the HE, the Mermaid Prince Doesn't Want to Go Ashore" is now available for pre-order, please collect it~]
Princess Lufelia was fed up with the hypocrisy among the nobles.
She was sitting in the magnificent banquet hall, but in her heart she longed for the freedom and romance of the pastoral pastoral described in the poem.
Until one day when she woke up, she really became a village girl.
Before she could scream for flies and mice, the shabby wooden door was kicked open by a tall and powerful aunt:
Uncle Fargus's cow is in labor! Go help!
Dystocia...?
Ox? !
There are no spiritual animals here, just filthy pens full of dung smell and wet hay.
There are no waves of wheat rolling, and the fragrance of melons and fruits, only the extremely hard black bread... You even have to pay the lord if you want to use the village oven!
There are no pious and simple villagers, only stingy priests who keep repeating "Thank you, God of Light" with dead fish eyes.
Lufilia, who was forcibly pushed into the bullpen, was about to burst into tears: all the pastoral songs were all lies!
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Eddie is a talented magician, but he accidentally lost his body during a magic experiment gone wrong.
He turned into a newborn calf that was dying. A girl was pouring cold milk into his mouth with a heroic expression.
But he had to drink milk and sleep on the floor.
Who can tell him why he, a cow, has more common sense than that girl?
Hurry and throw away the "beautiful rocks" you picked up happily! Do you have to say the word sheep dung eggs?
Quickly take that bundle of eels out of the pot! That is used as cash to pay taxes!
Hurry... Let me end this life!
We must get everything back on track!
The village girl who claimed to be the princess, and the cow who claimed to be the magician, both mentally and physically exhausted, made the same cry.
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Much later, His Highness, known as Field Light, would recall this past with a smile.
"It was poor and dirty, and people were already struggling to get bread for the next day.
But it is the most real Utopia in the world. "
The bird wants to break free from its shell. The egg is the world. In order for man to be born into the world, he must destroy the world. ——"Demian"
Reading Guide
1. Growth direction. There are elements of nonsense and a plot where the protagonist is defeated.
The (grown-up) heroine, the Virgin, is a servant of the people, idealistic, and wants to save everyone. Also known as the "Imaginary Princess".
2. Japanese light novel style. If the name is too long, it can be shortened to "Country Girl Princess".
3. An imaginary world, western fantasy but low magic, with few magical descriptions. The construction of the worldview has reference to history, but all background settings serve the story itself.
4. There is not much emotional content.
5. The update is temporarily unstable (sorry, the author's references are too slow orz)
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*Character artist: Brown Sugar MiMi *Cover artist: Who Killed the Clown
*This article is the prequel to "The Retired Princess Is Summoned as a Saint Again" and can be read independently
*I posted character pictures and formula book pages on Weibo, no need to follow me, I really just want everyone to see how beautiful Lu Fei is~
@ cocoon leaf leaf
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Pre-collection of "After HE, the Mermaid Prince Doesn't Want to Go Ashore"
In a shipwreck, the mermaid prince rescued the princess who fell into the sea, and the two formed a relationship. After a series of misunderstandings and obstacles, they finally understood each other.
Just like a fairy tale, on the rocks at the seaside, the two of them confided in each other's love words and cuddled together to usher in the beautiful sunrise and a happy ending.
Then, the princess and the mermaid prince took out a bottle of magic potion at the same time.
Princess: As long as you drink this, you will get human legs and you can return to the palace with me to get married.
Mermaid: As long as you drink this, you will grow a beautiful tail and follow me to live under the sea.
After a moment of silence, the two looked at each other.
Princess & Mermaid: Are you kidding!
Princess: You actually want me to go with you to that dark and humid underwater place where only fish and seaweed are always there to eat?
Mermaid: You actually want me to give up the most beautiful fish tail in the sea and put two sticks in it to be burned by the fireball-like sun in the desert?
A pair of lovers parted on bad terms.
The next day, the headline news in the underwater world reported that the little prince was maliciously poisoned during lunch and turned into a human on the spot. He almost drowned in his own palace. The sea wizard was doing his best to save him.
At the same time, the palace of Ulilanbai Kingdom was also filled with an atmosphere of panic. The reason was that the black tea that Her Royal Highness was accustomed to drinking was actually added with an unknown magic potion. After the princess drank it, she rushed into the bathroom and refused to come out.
The culprit is revealed.
In this country where the desert meets the sea, an offensive and defensive battle of poisoning each other has just begun.
*The column of the final article "Princess Robbed the Dragon's Nest" can be found in the violent hunter little princess x the good old evil dragon who is afraid of trouble
Intention: Everything has meaning
Reader comments
Dadada, when will "The Mermaid Prince" open? Oh my gosh, the jokes in this introduction really touched my heart.
Normal cow dung is lump-like, soft without much odor, and has moderate hardness. If there is an obvious odor, it means the cow may be sick.
It seems like I'm watching anime (laughs)
Come on, come on! ! Whee
Lufei and Eddie many years ago, the story of two young people growing up, here I come! ! ! As long as I am still waiting, I will definitely wait for the update! (Make a fist)
Clarkson's Farm started playing in my head
Hhhhhhhhhhhhh
Great, hot update
Such a cute princess hahahahaha
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh knocking on the rice bowl, madam, hungry, hungry
I was so curious that I searched for pictures of sheep daddy.
Happy to hear and see (bishi)
I mean treasure!
Grandmother! The pre-receipt you are paying attention to has finally opened up, hahaha
Thank you for the great production of grain
Help, Miranda instantly reminded me of the Mary Sue from King Ranking (Mask of Pain. Jpg)
Nice! I'll put a bench here and wait for updates
I love this setting so much! Please update QAQ
Hahaha I think the first draft was funnier
The author of Cai Gu is in the process of overhauling the full text. I'm sorry to have to wait for everyone (bow)
Dadada, when will "The Mermaid Prince" open? Oh my gosh, the jokes in this introduction really touched my heart.
Normal cow dung is lump-like, soft without much odor, and has moderate hardness. If there is an obvious odor, it means the cow may be sick.
It seems like I'm watching anime (laughs)
Come on, come on! ! Whee
Lufei and Eddie many years ago, the story of two young people growing up, here I come! ! ! As long as I am still waiting, I will definitely wait for the update! (Make a fist)
Clarkson's Farm started playing in my head
Hhhhhhhhhhhhh
Great, hot update
Such a cute princess hahahahaha
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh knocking on the rice bowl, madam, hungry, hungry
I was so curious that I searched for pictures of sheep daddy.
Happy to hear and see (bishi)
I mean treasure!
Grandmother! The pre-receipt you are paying attention to has finally opened up, hahaha Thank you for the great production of grain
Help, Miranda instantly reminded me of the Mary Sue from King Ranking (Mask of Pain. Jpg)
Nice! I'll put a bench here and wait for updates
I love this setting so much! Please update QAQ
Hahaha I think the first draft was funnier
The author of Cai Gu is in the process of overhauling the full text. I'm sorry to have to wait for everyone (bow)