Take a look: this System kept getting its ranking lowered because it couldn't complete its missions.
The scripts for the worlds it was assigned afterward got progressively more lowbrow and unpopular.
The reason was that transmigrated heroines these days were all going crazy, and their plots were so broken even their creators couldn't recognize them.
Other Systems handled rebirth stories based on literary classics.
It could only handle trashy, free-to-read, bargain-bin stories about having triplets.
This time, as soon as the new transmigrated heroine opened her mouth, it was the same familiar brand of madness.
“I may not have much to offer, but with this mouth of mine, even the Emperor has to kneel!”
“Forget the stupid mission to be the heroine. Scumbags belong six feet under!”
The System knew she was a master of verbal sparring. This time, it decided to go crazy first.
[I'll out-crazy the crazy heroine, so she has no madness left to unleash.]
[I'll show you that you get what you pay for.]
[Heroine, don't shoot! Let me wreck this plot!]
[I've seen a hundred crazy heroines. Now it's my turn to graduate!]
Other Systems diligently followed their plots. This System sent out the wrong plot instructions.
Original plot: The heroine is mocked by the mean girls at a party for her outfit.
Comeback plot: The heroine shows off her skills by playing Flight of the Bumblebee at the party.
Plot the System sent: The heroine throws a beehive at the party.
Achievement unlocked: Defeat a hundred enemies.
Original plot: The heroine gets pregnant, but the male lead's stepmother pressures her to have an abortion.
Comeback plot: The heroine secretly gives birth to genius triplets and gains the right to inherit.
Plot the System sent: The heroine orders a set of birth control products online.
Achievement unlocked: Defeat a hundred million enemies.
Original plot: The heroine donates a kidney to save the male lead, then dies from an infection. He misses her for the rest of his life.
Comeback plot: The heroine invests in a medical team that conquers kidney cancer, and the couple reunites after a breakup.
Plot the System sent: The heroine spreads rumors every day that the male lead has erectile dysfunction.
Achievement unlocked: Destroy the enemy's self-esteem.
The male lead couldn't take it anymore. His eyes reddened as he pinned the heroine against a corner of the wall.
“Woman, are you questioning my abilities?”
“Have you forgotten that night we spent without sleep?”
The heroine rolled her eyes. “I haven't forgotten. The System played SpongeBob SquarePants for you all night.”
The System blurted out:
[I'm here in this ridiculous melodrama to do only three things.]
[Go crazy! Go crazy! And go freaking crazy!]
The heroine wanted to say, “Show, sit down and let me have a turn at going crazy, okay?”
[Host, want to buy a cheat? Pick anything you like from the System shop. Put it on my tab!]
The heroine, who was growing mushrooms in the corner, nearly spat out her words, then stopped herself. Who cares who's crazy?
The System went into debt for ten thousand work hours to make her the richest person in the world!
It loves me so much!
Let it have its moment. Let it go crazy to its heart's content!
The System, serene:
[I'm already bankrupt anyway. If I owe ten thousand, I'm a grandson. If I owe ten billion, I'm the ancestor!]
Saved on November 21, 2023
Thesis: Live happily and enjoy life.
