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Ning Yan was the male lead of a martial arts novel, the son of the Martial Alliance Leader and a once-in-a-century martial arts prodigy.
On the day he mastered an unparalleled martial art, he transmigrated to a matriarchal world and became Ning Yan, an unlucky jinx.
In this world, men who didn't work hard would be married off by women to have children.
Desperate to avoid being sold to an old woman and charged five times the bachelor tax, he rushed to marry himself off.
As it happened, he'd rescued a badly injured woman from the river. The doctor said she wouldn't live more than three days.
He decided to speed-run his life and forced her into marriage the very next day.
Yi Tan was the empress of the Da Xuan dynasty. After her elder sister rebelled, she was gravely injured and ended up in the countryside.
Pretending to have lost her memory and hiding her identity, she became the live-in wife of a country bumpkin.
She'd always hated men. Romance would only slow down her nation-building.
But this man... "Hmph. Interesting. You have my attention!"
He practiced the splits in the courtyard, and she watched with a dark gaze, swallowing hard.
He practiced martial arts until he was drenched in sweat, then took off his clothes. She scolded him for failing to observe the rules of feminine virtue.
At night, he checked his abs and pecs. She told him to stop playing with fire.
He thought: This woman's gaze is strange. Could she be lusting after me?
She thought: This man's gaze is strange. He must be lusting after me!
Before, she thought: This country bumpkin has dared to offend the throne. I'll wipe out your entire clan.
Afterward, she thought: Why won't he offend the throne already? I'm your wife's clan!
Before, he thought: I'll wander the martial world. Women will only slow down my sword.
Afterward, he thought: I'll protect her for life. Anyone who touches my woman gets cut down!
One drunken night, they made the mistake that every sham-married couple eventually makes.
The good news: a month later, he was pregnant.
The bad news: his wife had left without a word!
Dressed as a man, Ning Yan hit the road, carrying a baby and traveling a thousand miles to find his wife.
By a twist of fate, he entered the martial arts examinations and accidentally became the top martial arts candidate, earning an audience with the empress.
In the throne room, Ning Yan, who had hidden his sex and committed the crime of deceiving the throne, tried to keep a low profile.
"Top martial arts candidate, raise your head and look at me."
Wait! Why did that voice sound so familiar?
Ning Yan raised his head in disbelief and met the empress's gaze.
The ministers: Look at the emperor's hungry gaze! She's desperate to recruit him!
Ning Yan: No, that's the look of someone who wants me so badly she could eat me!
Ning Yan was appointed a palace guard.
She: I'm the emperor. Are you satisfied with your wife now?
He: I won't be your Xia Yuhé by the Daming Lake! Ziwei, let's go home!
She: You disguised yourself as a woman to take the civil service exam. That's deceiving the throne. Why not add another crime and commit treason while you're at it?
Please add my upcoming novel to your reading list! A modern-day alternate-universe setting
"Sis Wang, Want to Sign Up Today?"
After trying to promote his services on the street, a customer entered a random phone number.
Fitness trainer Ning Ning accidentally added the WeChat account of the female CEO of Yi Xuan Group.
CEO Yi thought he was a contact at Xiao Ning Group.
Only after accepting his request did she realize that something was off about this contact.
Out of nowhere, he would send her a picture of his abs to show off his skills.
Every few days, he sent shopping coupons and links.
CEO Yi had meant to block him, but he also sent pictures of cats.
For the sake of the cat memes, she put up with him.
One day, at a gathering of business tycoons, CEO Yi accidentally touched her phone.
In a room full of billionaires, her phone rang out loudly:
"Your cash from Pin XX has arrived!"
For the first time, the CEO's world fell into an awkward silence.
Another day, during a Yi Xuan Group board meeting,
CEO Yi projected her phone screen, displaying her vast business empire.
But Ning was back at it with his promotional messages.
So everyone watched as notifications kept appearing at the top of the CEO's phone screen:
"Check out my muscles. Want them?"
"Look at this terrifying core strength. You'll have it soon!"
"Sign up now! Not 9,999, just 2,999!"
"One-on-one service! Each session is at least three hours!"
"Come work out with me! Exercise!"
"Rain or shine, your boy is waiting. Available whenever you need me [Heart.jpg]"
For the first time, the CEO's world erupted into awkward chaos.
Afterward, rumors spread through Yi Xuan Group:
"The CEO and the kid who works harder than a production team's mule"
"A debate over whether muscles or duck meat are sold wholesale"
I'm tired. Let the world end.
"Sis Wang, want to sign up?"
"Shut up, or I'll sign you up!"
"Aaaaaah!"
The business world was abuzz with rumors that CEO Yi had a 3,000-yuan club boy.
Only later did they learn he was the young heir to a family worth hundreds of billions.
At a promotional price, that one-on-one personal training membership was a real bargain.
After they officially started dating,
Sis Wang finally got to see what Ning did in his three-hour-minimum sessions.
It really was terrifying.
He wasn't the long-lost youngest son of Xiao Ning Group.
He was the long-lost biological father of the production team's wild mule.
Theme: The harsher the adversity, the more you must stay positive and charge fearlessly into the storm!
[System Notice] The author is too social and may not interact with the little angel Sentenced to public execution, specially handed over in advance, the heroine begs for favor For sweet pets, please click: "Sister Wang, will you apply for a card today?" (This article is set in modern times) I added the wrong WeChat account to marry the right man, and barked at my sister. Please click here if it's funny: "The Master Turned into a Duck" (Sand Sculpture Cultivation Setting) The Cowherd seizes the house of the female master, and the master seizes the house and becomes a duck. Please click here if you are crazy: "The boss is myself" (amnesia Shura field setting) The fast-wearing boss is retiring, and the four younger brothers are going to die. Squat and see if there is a soft-hearted little angel to take you in~
I stayed up late to read it. It was well written. I loved every chapter. The most fortunate thing is that the author has never changed his writing style and ideas because of the chaos in the comment area. Finally, I hate all writing guidance in the comment area. It's normal for readers to have opinions, but please don't guide the author in writing. This is not a restaurant, and you still order food in the comment area. It's ridiculous.
"About everyone thinking that Xiao Yanzi was in dire straits every day in front of the emperor, but the reality was completely the opposite." "About the fact that the emperor's temper became increasingly unstable and he dispatched and supervised the secret guards to bake sweet potatoes before dawn." "About the prime minister's accidental accident and sharing of the king's worries" It's not advisable to vent your anger on a pregnant husband. Holding it in your heart can easily lead to internal injuries. Now you don't need to play a tyrant in front of officials. Sister Wang's irritability comes from her heart (just kidding) (Secret guards: So being glared at by the boss every day does not count as a work injury)
It's really well written, very enjoyable. It's been a long, long time since I've seen such a beautiful article. It can be seen that the author has a large reserve of jokes, and the writing style is also very good. It is neither awkward nor frivolous. The human heart, struggle, imperial power, choice... Are all written out, and the writing is very good. I feel that I have never seen this kind of novel about women. It's amazing, very satisfying, and I'm looking forward to the next one. Followed
When will the wife have a special episode?
The first article I read on jj about considering logistics before going to war made me cry.
It looks great! What attracted me to watch it at first was that both the male and female protagonists are quite narcissistic. This setting is very interesting. After watching it, I found that the relationship between the two people is also very good. It looks good! 🐶🌹 💪
It's so good. It's worthy of me. I put down my review during finals week and watched it 😭
Aren't Ziwei and Qin Xiao childhood sweethearts? Why did Qin Xiao get engaged? No Why do I feel that the extra chapter can be written about something like the male protagonist's family, Qin Yun, Ziwei and Qin Xiao getting together after they grow up? Overall, this article is good, congratulations on finishing it
What Yan Yan said at the end was really touching.