A Boy Band That Sells Fanservice Will Be Struck by Lightning

As the youngest member of a boy band about to debut, Shi Song has been assigned the persona of a cold-hearted dom. Being cold-hearted might be hard, but he’s definitely got the dominant vibe!

Above him are the creative big brother and the long-haired beauty of a second brother, then the charismatic rapper in third place and the amazing lead vocalist in fourth.

To put it simply, they’re my parents and my older brothers and their partners. On the pre-debut survival variety show, they can sell eight hundred BL pairings a minute!

Shi Song looks from side to side. His brothers are trying a little too hard!

How could the fans not figure out what their big puppy, who always wears his feelings on his face, is thinking?

They all call out to him:

[Sweetie, listen to your big sisters. Don’t get shipped with them.]

[Don’t go near them! Those guys are actually into men!]

[Little bro, be good and focus on winning girlfriend fans. We’ll spend money on you!]

[Protect the only straight guy in our group!]

Shi Song firmly believes that fan praise isn’t necessarily sincere, but their advice is usually pretty sound!

Today, as always, Shi Song is working hard in his fanservice boy band!

Late at night, Shi Song sees his leader kissing a man. His toes curl in embarrassment, but he can’t just turn around and leave.

The leader holds a cigarette between his lips in the dark and looks at him with his chin raised. “You saw that?”

Shi Song shakes his head furiously, trying to disappear into the darkness.

The leader eyes him warily, with a hint of probing curiosity. “Why aren’t you in the dorm at this hour?”

Shi Song points at the convenience store downstairs, looking so aggrieved he’s on the verge of tears. “I want a grilled sausage.”

The leader silently regards the youngest member of his group: 187 centimeters tall, trained in sanda, a fifth-degree black belt in taekwondo, an eight-pack, and the face of a wolfdog. He sighs and rubs his forehead.

“Anything else?”

“Fruit-flavored candies.”

[The protagonist, Shi Song, has no romance and no love interest, only friendship and family affection.]

Coming soon: The Boy Band Where Everyone Got Canceled Became a Huge Hit

Jiang Mingyu went from being the youngest member of the world’s top boy band to the leader of an obscure entertainment-industry boy band whose members were guilty of every vice under the sun.

The group has four members, and each one has his own scandal.

The lead dancer plays games with a female influencer...

The lead vocalist accepts expensive gifts from fans and throws away their handwritten letters...

The underage youngest member is photographed going to a bar and hitting on beautiful women.

And as for him, the leader, music producer, and rapper... Hahaha, of course he’s had scandals too...

He was photographed smoking, slapped a bandmate, and ran his mouth about senior artists. Oh, and he was the one who took the youngest member to the bar.

Jiang Mingyu digs out their contract to check the terms. He can’t take it anymore!

Step one to building a career!

Jiang Mingyu pulls out three old-fashioned cell phones. “One for each of you. From today on, you three can only use these.”

The lead dancer asks timidly, “Bro, what’s wrong?”

The lead vocalist stares in shock. “Bro, have you been possessed?”

The youngest member is quick on the uptake and pulls out a lighter. “Bro, let me light your cigarette!”

His bandmates are a strange bunch, but Jiang Mingyu has plenty of energy and tricks up his sleeve too!

Theme: Let your dreams soar.