We Straight Guys Don't Get with Our Bros

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Other works in my collection: "The Stunning Beauty Who Can't Tell Identical Twins Apart Is in Another Love Triangle" and "An Absolute Drama Queen, But Pregnant"

Bai Xiaoyuan awakened to the truth: he was the youngest, fourth brother in a campus novel about four hot guys. According to the original plot, Bai Xiaoyuan would help his three straight best friends, who'd grown up sharing everything, find partners. In the ending, all four friends would find sweet love and lifelong friendship.

Unfortunately, the plot had already gone off the rails the moment he awakened.

He was now lying in the bed of the third brother, Huo Shixin, with not a stitch of clothing on. Huo Shixin, also naked, was staring right back at him.

The eldest, Ling Baiyao, pounded on the bedroom door. "Lao Huo, is Xiaobai with you? His phone's been unreachable since last night. Damn, these guys are so annoying. Why are they messaging me every day asking to lick my abs?"

Bai Xiaoyuan glanced down at the bite marks on Huo Shixin's abs, still dazed. Then Huo Shixin cupped his chin and lifted his face.

Huo Shixin gave him a charming smile. "You don't want our eldest brother to find out what we did last night, do you?"

*

Ling Baiyao, the most aggressively straight guy at A University, was so loudly homophobic that the whole school knew it. At the sports meet, he'd once declared, "If anyone messes with my brothers, I'll chop their dicks off." Yet one winter night, he cornered the second brother, Xie Dingyi, and demanded furiously, "Why can you go on a date with him, but not with me?"

Xie Dingyi calmly glanced down at Ling Baiyao's crotch. "I'm afraid you'll chop your dick off."

Ling Baiyao: "?"

Bai Xiaoyuan watched helplessly as the plot continued to unravel. All he could do was play along with his boyfriend Huo Shixin, pretend to be straight in front of the eldest and second brothers, and urge them to find partners already.

To keep his dick intact, Ling Baiyao had no choice but to resist touching his sweetheart's hand and keep acting homophobic in front of the third and fourth brothers.

The four of them were supposed to be staunchly straight, yet they strayed further and further down the path of gay romance, until their relationships completely fell apart.

Friendship? Their friendship was already completely gone.

Love? Maybe that could still be salvaged.

Important: Two couples, each with a complete romance of their own. Huo and Bai are firmly 1v1, and Ling and Xie are a fixed pairing. No comments asking to break up or reverse the couples, or to insert yourself into the story. They'll be deleted.

All four are each other's first and only partners.

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"The Stunning Beauty Who Can't Tell Identical Twins Apart Is in Another Love Triangle"

Yu Tianqing loves his boyfriend, Gong Chenghe, deeply, and loathes his boyfriend's twin brother, Gong Chengxun.

At the same time, he can't tell Gong Chenghe and Gong Chengxun apart.

Once, while Yu Tianqing was berating Gong Chengxun, the tall man in front of him fell silent for a moment, then said, "Tian Tian, you've got the wrong person. I'm Gong Chenghe."

Sometimes, on a date, he'd spot his boyfriend and happily run over to throw himself into his arms, only to hear an amused voice above him say, "You're awfully forward with my brother." He'd look up to find Gong Chenghe standing a short distance away, utterly shocked.

One night, lying in Gong Chenghe's arms, he asked in frustration, "How am I supposed to tell you and your brother apart?"

The reserved, composed man gazed at him for a long time. In his eyes was a chilling emotion Yu Tianqing had never seen before. At last, he smiled gently and said, "I love you more than he does."

Yu Tianqing was puzzled. "Doesn't your brother hate me?"

Gong Chenghe said nothing more.

One night, after spending hours tangled up with Gong Chenghe, Yu Tianqing suddenly remembered he hadn't fed the cat. He got up, wincing with soreness, and stepped outside. To his shock, a faint spark of light flickered in the darkness. Gong Chengxun stood by the railing with a cigarette between his fingers. Who knew how long he'd been listening outside the door?

Yu Tianqing pulled his robe closed to hide the marks on his collarbone and walked past Gong Chengxun to go downstairs. As they brushed past each other, Gong Chengxun said, "He just knows how to put on an act. Do you really think he's some kind of gentleman?"

The Gong brothers went overseas on business and got into a car accident. Their car plunged into the sea. Yu Tianqing prayed day and night for Gong Chenghe's safety, and finally heard that Gong Chenghe had survived while Gong Chengxun was missing. He rushed to the hospital and grabbed Gong Chenghe's hand amid the chaos, only to realize that Gong Chenghe's engagement ring was gone. Then he noticed the necklace that had marked their love was still around Gong Chenghe's neck, and felt reassured.

After surviving the disaster, their relationship deepened rapidly, right up until the eve of their wedding a year later.

Yu Tianqing, eagerly anticipating the wedding, was kidnapped and locked in a villa on a deserted island. Someone slowly removed his black silk blindfold. Standing before him was a man with the exact same face as his fiance, and on the ring finger of his left hand was the ring that had been missing for a year!

The man leaned down until their foreheads touched, then used the pet name they'd only shared in their most intimate moments to say:

"It's me, darling. I'm back."

Gentle-looking but secretly sinister male lead x gorgeous, strong yet tragic beauty x dark-hearted, unruly young master. All characters are virgins and this is their first love.

"An Absolute Drama Queen, But Pregnant"

Tan Luo was beautiful, ill-tempered, spoiled, and domineering. As the youngest and most doted-on grandchild in the Tan family, he caused so much trouble that his elders were constantly at their wits' end. At last, one day, they couldn't take it anymore and decided to arrange a marriage for him.

After overhearing their decision and getting a photo of his prospective match from a friend, Tan Luo felt like the sky had fallen. He only liked sunny college guys who were eighteen! This man was eight years older than him, a whole eight years! And in the photo, he looked like a cool, fatherly executive in a suit. He was Tan Luo's ultimate blind spot when it came to looks!

Tan Luo fumed: "Men over twenty-five are past their prime!"

After carefully studying the photo, his friend said, "But I think he looks like the kind of man who could get you pregnant on your first night as newlyweds."

Tan Luo's ears perked up. "Doesn't that make him a womanizer?"

His friend replied, "Not at all. Mr. Meng is famous for being ruthless and unimpressed by beauty. He's very proper."

Tan Luo brightened. "Does he have any other weaknesses?"

His friend said, "He became head of the Meng family at a young age. After everything he's been through, from family power struggles to business rivals' schemes, how could he possibly have any weaknesses?"

Tan Luo: "..."

Tan Luo didn't believe it.

No one in this world was invulnerable. No one was without a weakness. And no one could resist his beauty.

To make Meng Xiaobai lose his reputation as the "perfect marriage candidate" in the eyes of the Tan elders, Tan Luo carefully investigated him for two months, then meticulously devised three new identities.

His first identity was that of a poor, frail, pregnant young man with a lovely voice, newly widowed and heartbreakingly sweet when he cried.

His second identity was a bold, wanton kept man, the unfaithful lover of one of Meng Xiaobai's business rivals.

His third identity was a cool, aloof young master, fallen on hard times and forced to work in a nightclub.

The plan went awry halfway through: an accident left him pregnant with Meng Xiaobai's baby.

Tan Luo: Not a problem. I got a baby with great genes for free, and the plan goes on. I'll run away whenever I want. (Peace sign.) Besides, he'll have three lovers, and I'll tell the elders! There is absolutely no way I'm marrying Meng Xiaobai!

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Meng Xiaobai rescued a beautiful young man from a nightclub and kept him by his side for his own protection. As time passed, he discovered that the young man seemed to have more than one identity.

No matter. He could humor the kid.

Meng Xiaobai sat in his office with his legs crossed, idly playing with a piece of intimate clothing that a certain "kept man" had just hidden in a business file. Out of the corner of his eye, he watched the young man's daily life on the monitor by his desk and smiled in triumph.

And he actually liked all those tricks.

Pairing: Cold, ruthless, possessive older top x spoiled, flirtatious, wealthy bottom. Pregnancy later in the story.

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Completed older work: "The Stunning Beauty Goes Viral on a Variety Show After Running Away While Pregnant". Possessive top x beautiful bottom with a cold exterior and a bad temper. A lighthearted story about running away while pregnant.

My cute friend's ongoing story: "Mr. Lin Has Nowhere to Run." A silly, sweet, timid phoenix straight man x a devoted, rich and handsome love-struck puppy with terrifying patience. A silly, sweet story about marrying into a wealthy family.

Theme: Find love together with your best friends.