The Straight Guy in a Boys' Love Novel Doesn't Want to Be Turned Gay

Xia Jin, a thoroughly straight man, accidentally transmigrates into a danmei novel.

Good news: He's still straight.

Bad news: He read the spoilers. The straight guy turns gay, and someone sleeps with him.

Xia Jin: Straighter than a right angle. I'd rather die than bend, thanks.

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When a colleague makes a move on him, he furiously writes the word "straight" all over his design draft.

When the CEO makes a move on him, he writes "straight man" in huge letters on his resignation letter.

Even a college athlete from the university next door comes to confess to him, and Xia Jin points at his own face and loudly declares that he's straight.

The only one who doesn't make a move on him is Tang Wuchi, a former classmate he has never met. After hearing what happened to Xia Jin, Tang Wuchi helps him find a new job, solves plenty of his everyday problems, and encourages him to stay true to himself and remain straight.

Xia Jin had thought of Tang Wuchi as a dependable best friend, calling him "bro" in private, until that friend unzipped his pants with his own hands.

Xia Jin shrank under the bed. "Didn't you tell me to stay straight to the very end?"

Tang Wuchi's fingertip brushed his lips. "Stay straight to the very end with them. You don't have to with me."

Xia Jin: ? Don't come any closer!

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Tang Wuchi has worked in show business for years. Even as a movie emperor constantly in the spotlight, no one has ever caught him with a rumored love interest.

Just as his fans thought Tang Wuchi was going to spend the rest of his life with his work, the movie emperor showed up at an event in a beautifully tailored suit, with a stranger's name signed on the lapel.

When the host brought it up, Tang Wuchi gently stroked the signature with his thumb, as if touching a fragile work of art.

"You mean this? It's the designer's signature."

"And my beloved's name."

The announcement sent the entire internet into a frenzy.

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*Tips:

*An absurd, fictional entertainment industry setting. Some parts may make you cringe.

*This is not a harem or love-triangle story. Everyone except the main love interest is just background.

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