Our Whole Family Transmigrated into Eunuchs About to Be Castrated

Please don't think I'm joking about what follows!

We transmigrated here, and all we can do is stare in confusion. What?

For some unknown reason, our whole family transmigrated to ancient times.

Grandma, who had presbyopia, became the eyes.

My father-in-law, who loves square dancing, became the hair.

My picky son became the mouth.

My Buddhist mother-in-law became the hands.

I, the lazy one, became the legs.

And my germaphobic husband actually became the butt!

What kind of new transmigration method is this?!

We've transmigrated into the body of a eunuch who's about to be castrated!

Oh my gosh!

P.S. I've been stressed out lately from looking up so much information, so I felt like writing something absurd. If it's not your thing, please don't insult me. Thank you.

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