I Am Doing Science Popularization in the Supernatural Live Broadcast

Please give me an advance: "The Fake Young Master's Survival Guide" Chu Xilou, who had been away from the world of metaphysics for many years, had no choice but to join a ghost talk live broadcast program group in order to obtain an internship certificate and became the program's photographer and second-camera anchor. However, he has already "stepped on the incense" but has yet to "take in the incense". During the live broadcast, he suddenly became the "Tang Monk Meat" in the eyes of ghosts. Due to the pressure of life, he had no choice but to run the incense hall and at the same time beg for (save) life (respect) in the live broadcast: In the murderous building where many murders occurred: Chu Xilou: "Don't be afraid, everyone. Ghost hitting the wall is actually a movement illusion phenomenon. It is actually an instinctive circular motion that occurs after vision deprivation..." Barrage: [When a ghost hits the wall, it will only return to the original place, and it will not open up new roads out of thin air. According to Pindao, this is haunted] In the Elevator Game Live: Chu Xilou: "The biggest bug in the elevator game is that the rules say that a woman may come in on the fifth floor, and the word 'maybe' is just taking advantage of people..." Barrage: [Excuse me, is this woman who came in a stooge? Please, this is very important to me. Woohoo] At the corpse villa that was in the news: Chu Xilou: "The Bagua mirror in the cabinet is just for the convenience of choosing clothes. Feudal superstition is not advisable. The new scientific trend is good for life. Don't scare yourself..." Barrage: [Um, was the woman in the oil painting behind the anchor like this just now? … In addition to the excitement, the program team also invited top science popularizers from the M station to cooperate with them in order to increase traffic. "Hello everyone, my name is Wuyan. I am an up owner who is good at using scientific theories to explain supernatural events. I am very happy to have this cooperation with the program team." The young man smiled slightly at the camera. However, looking at the yellow talisman that was still smoking between someone's fingers, Chu Xilou could only laugh dryly: "Master, your talisman's strokes are powerful, the strokes are strong and free, and the cloth is precise. It looks like it was written by a famous artist..." Lu Yanxiu said in a personable manner: "It's a small trick that makes you laugh." By mistake, the two accidentally discovered the marks and map left by Sun Jie, a soul-searching blogger who had been missing for several months, and thus got involved in a huge conspiracy... * Lu Yanxiu The two metaphysicians pretended to be stupid and participated in supernatural live broadcasts, solving supernatural incidents under the guise of spiritual science. ---This is a dividing line for advance payment--- Pre-sale article "The Fake Young Master's Survival Guide" After his accidental death, Lian Qi was bound to the cannon fodder villain system. In this fucked-up world, all the selected hosts will play the role of cannon fodder and fake young masters in the real and fake young master novels, adhering to the highest concept of endless life and endless pursuit of death, and will eventually become the stepping stone on the protagonist's road to success. On the first day after entering the system space, Lian Qi found a "Fake Young Master's Survival Guide" left by his senior in the system space. Open the title page, the first article on the first page: The protagonist is Tian! The protagonist is the land! What could be wrong with the protagonist? Even the protagonist's farts taste good! ! The first rule for the fake young master to survive - please be sure to hug the protagonist's thigh tightly! " "..." Lian Qi twitched the corner of his mouth and said to himself: "Is this a survival guide or a dog licking guide?" "It's all rubbish left behind by those losers before. "The system sneered disdainfully: "Submission to the protagonist is the fate of you people. I kindly advise you, the host, to avoid these crooked ways and accept your fate as soon as possible and follow the plot obediently. " * In the first world, he is a fake young master with unlimited fame and wealth, and the protagonist is a mecha master who earns tuition in an underground fighting arena. Everyone knows that the young master of the Lian family, who was born with a silver spoon in his mouth, recently fell in love with a girl, and because of this, he got into trouble with a newly promoted mecha master in an underground casino. The young master spends a lot of money in every game just to suppress the arrogance of this new gold medal fighting mecha master. But no one knew that while the atmosphere in the fighting arena was bustling, in the lounge behind the casino, Lian Qi lazily leaned on the bar, reaching out to push the man's head away, "Not today, it's my eldest brother's birthday, I have to go back to my old house tonight. " The wet and hot kiss didn't stop, falling lightly on his neck, and the embrace that held him showed no intention of letting go. After a moment, the protagonist's hoarse and emotional voice sounded close to Lian Qi's ears: "…What if I don't want you to go? " * In the second world, he is the son of the extremely talented leader of the Immortal Sect, Qingfeng Jiyue. However, the protagonist was sold as a slave to a wealthy merchant Zhuangzi when he was young, and suffered all kinds of humiliation. Ankang County has been haunted for months, and an immortal came to slay the demon. On the second day after arriving at Zhao Mansion, Zhao Qianhu held a banquet in honor of the immortal. During the banquet, a young slave was serving wine, but he was hit in the knee by a stone. In full view of everyone, he fell to the ground with the wine. Zhao Qianhu was furious and immediately ordered people to beat this cunning slave to death with sticks. The immortal shook his folding fan and said with a smile: "The face is quite good. It would be a pity to kill him. Why don't the owner give him to me." " The tall sin slave who was curled up on the ground suddenly raised his head and stared closely at the "immortal" who was sitting on the table in the clear breeze and bright moon. A few years later, the identities of the two were revealed. Zeng Jin's sinful slave became the son of a high-ranking leader, while Zeng Jin's famous senior brother became the "lost dog" that everyone avoided. Lian Qi pressed the sword wound on his shoulder and leaned against the dilapidated thatched hut. He turned his head to look at the figure blocking his light, and laughed: "Come to seek revenge on me? " The visitor's body was still stained with autumn frost, and he knelt down in front of him on one knee. After a long time, he laughed softly, "Jiang Heng, a disciple of Qing Xianzong, has admired his senior brother for many years, and today he came here to ask for his hand in marriage. " * The third world. The system gloated, holding the script in its hand, "The protagonist is different this time. " They raised their eyebrows: "Oh? What's the difference? " System: "He is a holy mother. " After thinking about it, the system added with some schadenfreude: "And he is the kind that is well-known. His kindness will move his brother and parents, and then he will become more and more dissatisfied with you, a fake young master, and finally kick you out of the house and let you live on the streets. " So, on the first day of school, Lian Qi shook his injured left leg and enjoyed the protagonist's meal service with peace of mind. On the second day of school, Lian Qi shook his right leg that was in plaster and waited calmly for the protagonist to undress and untie him. … It wasn't until one month after school started that Lian Qi opened the folder named "Study" and turned around to look for the protagonist. The system finally couldn't help but popped out: "Don't go too far! " Lian Qi innocently spread his hands and said: "The Holy Mother also needs a vicious cannon fodder to accompany her, and I am fulfilling her wish. At this moment, no one or the system knew that in the dead of night, the protagonist would lower his head and kiss the corner of Lian Qi's lips. At that time, the protagonist's eyes were completely different from before, and his voice was gentle but without any warmth: "If you are no longer a lofty young master, but an ordinary person with nothing, am I the only one around you? Intention: Fight against fate indomitably