After it was revealed that he liked men, Lin Zixu was kicked to some stupid university by his big brother who only knew how to explode gold coins.
Lin Zixu hummed and ran to school, only to find out that Pheasant University only started in September, so he called a certain eldest brother from thousands of miles away to express his condolences.
After a blocking message, Brother Lin issued a new instruction - let Lin Zixu go to the countryside and join Fu Xuan, the only son of a family friend of the Lin family who was undergoing reform in the countryside.
When Lin Zixu finally arrived, he discovered that not only was the place barren, but the only means of transportation was a stubborn donkey with nostrils bigger than its eyes.
The handsome and astonishingly handsome eldest son of the Fu family had a frosty face. He rode on the donkey cart with two straight long legs spread out, "Get in."
Lin Zixu and the donkey, who had a bigger temper than a human, stared at each other for a long time, and finally reluctantly climbed onto the straw-covered donkey cart.
On the first night that Lin Zixu lived in Wanjia Village, a drought demon entered the village, and the cries of thousands of ghosts were like thunder. Lin Zixu's extremely strong socialist outlook was shaken to pieces on the spot.
On the second night that Lin Zixu lived in Wanjia Village, Fu Xuan held a sword in one hand and the light of the sword was like a dragon swimming across the sea. He led a group of juniors and juniors to plan to capture the drought demon alive.
Seeing the weak, pitiful and helpless "Hanba Loli" trapped in the formation, Lin Zixu felt pity.
So, in the eyes of everyone who looked like a ghost, Lin Zixu confusedly used the ancestral yellow talisman to subdue the zombie ancestor. From then on, he commanded the zombies of the Loli zombie ancestor only for him.
Fu Xuan, who was ordered by his master to kill Han Bao: "..."
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With the revival of spiritual energy, the world has officially entered the era of immortal cultivation, and the cultivation system has been opened up. Golden elixir stage cultivators have sprung up like mushrooms after a rain.
As soon as this announcement was released, the Internet immediately cried out:
"It's so fierce. When you wake up, the earth has entered the age of cultivating immortals? (Crying)"
"My family, who knows? I have already cultivated a golden elixir, but that quack doctor took it out for me by saying it was kidney stones."
"Could it be that as soon as I started practicing Qi, someone would come to transcend the tribulation (horrified)"
"My heart is filled with despair. At this age, I have already missed the best period of foundation building."
At the same time, the little-known Pheasant University in Zeng Jin was transformed into an institution of immortality that many students could not afford.
"Graduation Course of Sword Cultivation: Killing Wife to Prove the Way."
"Don't learn alchemy!! After graduation, they said I don't have a medical qualification certificate!"
"Choose a medicine cultivator? Fellow Taoist, are you serious? The medicine cultivator in the next courtyard went in because he destroyed the protective plants, and no one has come out yet."
"The effect of inducing lightning to temper your body is good, but if you don't do it, your soul may be scorched..."
"Three years to overcome the tribulation, five years to simulate."
"My family, who knows? After five years of physical education, I will work as a security guard. If I click on it, I will be sent to Country Garden as a five-star general (burst in tears)"
"Stop talking, I just blew up the mentor tripod, and my boss told me to pack up and go home now (smile)"
"Does anyone still learn to practice swordsmanship? To buy a sword, you have to have it unsharpened."
"Let me tell you anonymously, the senior sisters of Hehuan Sect are all men!!!"
At the same time as the spiritual energy recovered, a conspiracy that had been carefully planned for decades to steal China's dragon vein and national destiny gradually surfaced...
The copywriting was screen recorded + screenshots on January 25, 2024~
Intention: With great power comes great responsibility
