When Dinner Turns into a Cub
当晚饭变成小崽子后
by The East Melon Is Not Bright, the Water Melon Is Bright (东瓜不亮西瓜亮)
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- Completed
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- 249k Words
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- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 2y ago
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- JJWXC
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Hu Ling originally just wanted to steal an egg to eat to help herself survive the thousand-year catastrophe of the half-demon. No one expected that a little kid with golden horns would crawl out of the stolen snake egg. The little cub is good at causing trouble and acting like a spoiled child. On the second day after he was born, he caused Hu Ling trouble in Jingu Mountain. Hu Ling had no choice but to take his little oil bottle and embark on the road to escape. "There is a beast with antlers, a sheep's head, and wolf hooves. When it is an egg, its shell glows with a green light. What do you think this beast is?" "Since you already have a conclusion in your mind, why bother asking further?" The old Heavenly Master sighed softly. Is this deadly little bastard really a unicorn? ! (′д` )…… Now that I know I want to take your heart's blood, why don't you run away instead of delivering it to your door? "Qilin has only one weakness, brother, you must remember it." He made a deal with Kunlun, personally administered medicine and handed over the unconscious cub to the old Qilin in Kunlun Mountain. The reward was three drops of old Qilin's blood, and from then on his cultivation progressed rapidly. He also has a small request - let the little boy drink the wine of forgetfulness. Those ordinary bits and pieces, neither painful nor itchy, are left in his memory in this world, and he can still recall them when he is sad. This is enough. He thought that everything was settled, but he did not expect that more than ten years later, the Qilin beast came to guard the border of Zhongzhou. "... What does Immortal Lord mean by this?" "What do you mean?" Qi Shuangye's crescent moon-like phoenix eyes were dancing with excited flames: "Of course I want to spend the night with my brother and enjoy the bridal chamber with flowers and candles." Reading guide: 1. The end of the year 2. Crying, coquettish attack x cold, beautiful and strong suffering This is the first article I have ever written. I have finished the entire article. I have deleted the previous account and left it there. I might as well re-post Planting a Tree to make it more interesting~ (The first article is still lacking in all aspects, such as writing style, so proceed with caution!!!) By the way, I'd like to ask for a pre-collection. It's awesome. Let's take a look at the child. Woohoo—— Pre-collection 1: "I still have sex after joining the underworld establishment" Two years after his death, Liu Anmu finally worked his way to the underworld as a civil servant. Seeing the happy life of drinking a little wine and blowing in the breeze waving to him, Liu Anmu felt a little giddy when he walked. Unexpectedly, when the underworld checked the accounts, it was discovered that he had not yet expired before his death, but in fact, it was because Wu Chang had seduced the wrong soul after drinking. The government issued an announcement overnight: "I am a temporary worker and have been dismissed." Liu Anmu: "..." Do it! He asked how he could cure people to death by treating athlete's foot (= =) After the incident, Judge Cui, the leader of the underworld, expressed condolences to the victims on behalf of the higher-ups. Liu Anmu grabbed Judge Cui's hand and cried until he burst into tears in front of the cameras of "Ghost People's Daily": "Leader, I don't care about any of this, but you said that I managed to get into the establishment, so you can't just say it's gone." Judge Cui said cordially: "Don't worry, the underworld will definitely protect the vital interests of every victim. It is not easy for young people to take the civil service exam. Your matter has been discussed by the superiors. First of all, we will definitely reserve the establishment for you. The superiors have specially adjusted your position for you and specially approved that you can accumulate merit in advance and be reincarnated as soon as possible after your death." So the next day, Liu Anmu packed his bags and went to the "Yin Yang Division" to report. Liu Anmu had been dead for two years, and his body had been cremated long ago. The Onmyoji had no choice but to find him a freshly dead shell so that he could use the corpse to resurrect his soul. Liu Anmu was reborn as a top student in the Department of Forensic Medicine. After his rebirth, he was a good student of his tutor during the day and a good employee of the underworld at night. In order to save some money for his wife in the underworld in advance, Liu Anmu returned to his old profession and worked in the ghost department of the Yin and Yang Division to recover evil ghosts, drive out corpses and control ghosts. At the same time, his career in the world was also booming. Because he could see ghosts, Liu Anmu quickly followed his mentor and became a forensic consultant in the criminal police brigade. Graduation and a golden job were just around the corner. While Liu Anmu was working day and night, he unexpectedly learned from a phone call from home that his parents had arranged a secret marriage for him. Even with all kinds of reluctance, Liu Anmu could only take the token of the marriage proposal and set off to the woman's house to make an appointment. After arriving at the address according to the marriage certificate, Liu Anmu was completely dumbfounded. The "woman's" family is very wealthy. Not only does she live in a courtyard, but she also runs an antique shop with three bays inside and outside. There is even a century-old tree with lush branches in the courtyard. "An Mulius?" A voice as gentle as pearls came faintly from behind. Liu Anmu looked over when he heard the sound, but was stunned - it turns out that there are really people in this world who are more beautiful than paintings. The Fu family has a century-old foundation in the capital, and its heritage is unfathomable, and no one dares to match it. The real head of the Fu family, Fu Xuanyin, had no job. Instead, he opened a little-known antique shop in Tonggu Alley. However, through contact step by step, Liu Anmu discovered that the real helmsman of the Fu family consortium - he was not a human at all! The red thread between them that is constantly being cut and messed up is also caused by the obsession of the one who has caused headaches in the three realms and has been unwilling to let go for thousands of years. … "Taoist Master Liu, do you know how I got here in the past thousand years?" Huang Ge Rong becomes a spirit·Thousand-year-old boss tree demon's gentle attack Pre-collection 2: "Unlimited Streaming Boss Re-Employment in the Entertainment Circle" It's closed, it's closed! The unlimited streaming copy is closed—— The big boss Shan Zi brought a group of strange and infinite NPCs under him to the post-apocalyptic reconstruction of the human world. In order to support his subordinates who were unable to work normally because they looked too strange, Shan Zi was forced to sell his amazing face and signed up for a top entertainment company. On the first day of the variety show, the program team's bus drove to the isolation zone of the old world. The wind and sand passed through the bones, leaving only a desolate silence. Barrage: "The newcomer seems to have no ability to protect himself at all. Was he deceived by the company?" Barrage: "It's so miserable. Does he know what this variety show is about? (Points wax)..." Shan Zi (surprised): "... What's your job?" As a result, a very strange scene appeared in this episode of the variety show "Doomsday Challenge"—— The huge purple tentacles of the mutant octopus were almost completely integrated with the building. Dozens of pairs of blood-red eyes opened at the same time, silently staring at the uninvited guests who broke into their territory. However, a few hours later, a thin boy stood on the roof of the legendary A-level ghost building, and the wind with the smell of blood lifted the hair on his temples. Shan Zi stepped on the completely alienated A-level monster under his feet and raised his eyebrows wildly: "Do you accept it or not?" Barrage: "..." The ratings of "Doomsday Challenge" shot directly to the top of the list for the same period. Everyone knew that there was a beautiful and capable newcomer in the variety show "Old World Apocalypse". Just when Shan Zi received the notice, he relented and moved into the big villa with a group of unlimited flow NPCs. He also finally met Mr. H, the legendary and most mysterious man behind Huaye Group. The man was leaning back in the leather executive chair, his powerful muscular lines wrapped in a well-tailored black suit. The two people's eyes collided fiercely in mid-air, and the man's lips raised a careless smile: "Long time no see, Lord God." Shan Zi: "..." (Make a kitty face. Jpg) The NPCs in the infinite flow world shivered and huddled in Shan Zi's shadow—— Is this the man who brought the infinite flow world created by the Lord God to collapse? So scary, so scary... Intention: Destiny will not treat anyone who works hard
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What? Only 4 chapters? I'm going to fall to the ground
I equally hate every parent (such as Turtle Siniang, such as Qilin's father) who fails to persuade their children and then persuades their children's friends (girlfriends, boyfriends)
His mother's behavior is really confusing. He has no demon elixir and no backing, and he has offended the Huang family. The fox will almost die if he leaves their house. Anyway, he has already caused a big or small quarrel with the Huang family, not to mention that their family also looks down on the Huang family. Why not just stay as a favor? How much resources can be spent? If the fox really died, let's not talk about what others said about their family's coldness and so on (this doesn't seem to be very important, after all, they respect their strength), what about their son? She is really not afraid that her precious son will resent her.
So who is this tortoise playing with (and even hides it deliberately)?
Please update, please don't cheat me [crying]
It's a very delicious feeling