My Medical Clinic Has Been Open for Two Thousand Years

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(This story is entirely fictional. Any similarities are absolutely impossible.)

A ritual sacrifice goes wrong, and Xiao Mian, a living sacrifice in the Great Wilderness, is engulfed in blazing flames and sent to the human world. She cannot understand the language, and life is completely different there. Fortunately, she has her medical skills.

To fit in, she changes her name to Shen Mian, but she cannot change her pale skin or her long life, traits of the White People’s Kingdom.

Pale skin is hardly useful, aside from making her easier to spot.

Living a long time has more advantages. She has been a travelling doctor for ages, and her clinic has been open for two thousand years... She has witnessed the development of Chinese medicine and five thousand years of history.

There are downsides to living a long time, too. Her patients grow old and die, while her face stays the same, so she spends her days roaming the world.

As for her patients, if you’re in good health and pay enough, we’ll part ways here. No need to miss me.

Of course, she also runs into patients who are experts at finding new ways to get themselves killed. No matter. Shen Mian can leave whenever she likes. Having seen the dark side of human nature too many times, she can only bring herself to treat and save people after she has spent all her money.

And if she treats patients while sightseeing? Oh, then the food must have been terrible and the scenery awful.

Want to ask about romance? Don’t. The answer is that she was born to love the wide world, good food, fun, and travel, and wants no part of worldly entanglements.

In 2024, Shen Mian climbed Mount Tai and saved Bai Zhu, a man whose mouth was the only hard thing about him. After racking her brains for three months, she finally nursed him back to health, collected an enormous fee for her treatment and medicine, and cheerfully said goodbye.

A month later, Shen Mian saw Bai Zhu again. Oh, he had broken a bone. She healed him, took her fee, and said goodbye for good.

Three months later, Shen Mian ran into Bai Zhu once more. This time, he had managed to get himself so close to death he had only one breath left. Is he trying to ruin my life?!

Shen Mian sensed something was off. In all these years, no one had ever coincidentally run into her three times in a row!

Who exactly was Bai Zhu? Why did he know so much about her?

Bai Zhu counts on his fingers. Three times, four times, five times... It has to be more than thirty by now. She runs, he chases, and she cannot get away. As he runs after her, he asks, "We've known each other for five thousand years. How can you go back on your word?"

Come see this new idea: the INTJ female doctor Shen Mian VS the INFP male veterinarian Bai Zhu, a pair of bickering lovebirds.

This story is entirely fictional. Any similarities are absolutely impossible.

Theme: Everyone has a talent that can be put to use.