[Western Crossover] What Do I Do After Becoming a Party Pooper?

Reader Advisory: This story combines a large amount of fan-created lore from the F and W versions of the Backrooms. If you cannot accept that, please leave. The forced rule that everything I write ends with =) or =( is also my own invention. There is no such thing in the source material. I just thought it was interesting, and decided to add it because the plot needed it. The design of the Partygoers and the sharp teeth beneath their masks are also my own inventions. Blurb: I am a Fun Warper. Actually, I used to be human, an ordinary human, the kind you could drop into a crowd and never find again. But I noclipped into the legendary "Backrooms." When you noclip in the wrong place, you enter the Backrooms. Maybe you trip and fall, maybe you run headfirst into a wall, maybe you tumble down a flight of stairs, or maybe you simply take a few ordinary steps... The Backrooms are a vast space made up of many levels, filled with dangerous entities, strange rules, and hostile environments. Compared to the Backrooms, the ordinary world where people live is called the "Frontrooms." All humans in the Backrooms are known as "wanderers." Wanderers who will most likely never get home again. And I was lucky enough to make it back to the Frontrooms. Even though I'm no longer human, my mouth is full of sharp teeth, and whenever I write anything, instinct makes me add a =( at the end. It's completely instinctive, because I've become a "Fun Warper." As everyone knows, during a massacre caused by Partygoers looking for a good time, the Fun Warpers were believed to have gone extinct in the Backrooms. Wanderers who know about the incident call it the Party War. Maybe because I used to be human, I wasn't afraid of almond water. That helped me survive the war. After losing all my kind and friends, I wandered through different levels day after day, until I reached the legendary Level 9223372036854775807... Once you've experienced death, it doesn't take much courage to leap into the mist from a great height. I'll leave it here. I cherish my life now. The good news is that I've found a pretty decent job in Gotham. Rod Mandis=( Coming soon: "[Western Crossover] Cut Off Your Horns and Be a Good Person" Male-male romance, main character is the bottom, pairing with Jason Todd. A coming-of-age story, with Superman/Batman as a secondary pairing. Blurb: Alyssa means "protector of humanity." Even though he is a demon. A scientist created him, using Kryptonian and human genes as a base to weave flesh around a heart from Hell. The light demons despise gave him a soul. Their bloodlines merged, allowing him to overcome all kinds of weaknesses and flaws and giving him a perfect body. The first thing the scientist taught him was how to cut off his own demon horns, grind down the stumps, and hide the broken ends beneath his bangs. That way, he could live among humans. The second thing the scientist taught him was never to hurt humans, and to obey them. That way, he would be harmless to others. The third thing the scientist taught him was to cherish his own existence. That way, he would not hurt himself. But when the scientist lay in a pool of blood, what was that sour, swollen, wrenching tightness rising from his heart? The scientist could never teach him again. Ten years later, the adopted son of a member of the Court of Owls goes missing, and a young drifter appears on the streets of Gotham. Jason Todd, passing by: ? That face looks familiar. I'll take him in. Theme: Everyone for me, and me for everyone.