A Magical Girl at Thirty?

[Updates at 18:00] [A cozy, goofy, chuunibyou story]

Jian Kou is an office worker. After working overtime until late at night for several days in a row, she steps out of the building and sees a strange winged creature flying around in front of her.

Jian Kou: A dog? A rabbit?

...She must be hallucinating.

That night, the subway train she usually takes suffers a bizarre explosion. Unhuman monsters cling slimily and coldly to the inside walls of the car.

At the critical moment, the dog-rabbit suddenly appears and fixes its gaze on her. "You're the one, magical girl!"

Jian Kou: ?

After being forced to become a magical girl, Jian Kou is busy every single day.

To stop monsters' resentment from turning into objects of sighs, she has to grant the little monsters' wishes, such as a cat that gave up its eyes to repay a kindness, and a little green caterpillar that cannot break out of its cocoon and become a butterfly.

Sometimes she also has to face deadly danger and deal with all kinds of bizarre incidents:

1. Under a blood-red evil moon, insect-bodied people are appearing in droves. They are secretly replacing the people around you and taking their places as your family.

The insect-bodied people think their disguises are flawless, until Jian Kou pulls out a stack of scratch-off lottery tickets.

"You only won ten yuan on a scratch ticket, and you think you can pretend to be my lucky little sister?"

Insect-bodied people: ? Nobody told them that was a thing!

2. A mysterious village, an eerie folk song. They say there's a talking ghost dog here, and you must never speak to it.

All her coworkers pass out during their team-building trip. When they wake up the next day, they see Jian Kou making kissy noises at a gigantic mastiff.

"Who's a good boy? Come on, say hello to uncle and auntie."

Her coworkers stare, speechless. ...There's really no need.

3. An abandoned house with no way out. They say the house can stretch on forever.

It's all over the trending searches, and everyone is terrified. Only a mysterious streamer who never shows her face keeps livestreaming at night as she searches for the missing.

After solving the case and making a fortune, Jian Kou pulls up in a luxury supercar beside her boss.

"In a hurry, boss? Want me to drive you home?"

Boss: ?

Jian Kou thought becoming a magical girl was just a coincidence, until one day a solemn, holy archangel descends beside her and kneels before her in front of all the other magical girls. "Respected Goddess of Magic, it's time for you to return."

As it turns out, after entering the human world for some reason, Jian Kou lost her memories. She's a max-level expert back in the beginner village.

Those who once mocked her for being an older magical girl: ...Welp, we're doomed.

Reader's guide:

1. There is a romance. The male lead has a very unusual imagination.

2. Normal people are in short supply in this story. Everyone's got a few screws loose. The people around the female lead are all quite remarkable: a sister who is an unbelievably lucky charm, a best friend with unbeatable people skills, a friend with a saintly aura, and so on.

3. The little monsters take human form, and their stories are heartwarming.

Upcoming novel: Black Moonlight and Her Twelve Patients

[A dark, universally adored female lead who looks like a little white rabbit, and her twelve dogs, each with a different personality]

Sang Nian transmigrates into the hottest game of the moment, Twelve Patients, and gets into a job with the Federation through a special exception thanks to her rare [Mind-Reading] ability.

When she transmigrates, she is taken in secret to the Federation's highest-security prison.

Her mission is to get the truth out of twelve suspects and find the corpse of a woman the Federation is searching for.

---They say the woman is extremely dangerous, and even her body must be recovered and disposed of.

Suspect 1:

A beautiful young man suffers from severe skin hunger, but he restrains his desires because he knows Sang Nian is only trying to get him to talk.

Then one day, their skin touches by accident, and he loses control, clinging to her body.

Sang Nian links her mind to the young man's memories. There, she has to play the young man's little stepmother to uncover more of the truth.

But just as Sang Nian is about to put on an elder's air, the young man takes her into a room and pins her beneath him.

The young man kisses Sang Nian's arm, unable to hold back, his eyes full of longing. "Little stepmother, I'm terribly sick right now. You can do whatever you want to me."

Sang Nian's gaze darkens. She lets the young man guide her hand toward the forbidden parts of his body...

---She turns the boy, once as pristine as the moon, into mud.

---And the boy is willing to become mud, gazing up at the moon in his heart.

Suspect 2:

A handsome, noble priest has Stockholm syndrome. He is arrogant and rational.

In theory, Sang Nian's little tricks should never shake him, until one night she awkwardly takes out a little whip, acting like a queen...

The priest can't help wanting to teach her how to enjoy it. He lowers his eyes and kisses her fingers.

Sang Nian enters the priest's memories. There, she is a filthy, low-ranking believer.

As Sang Nian lingers outside the church, the priest pulls her into its secluded interior and removes his robe under the gaze of God.

"Tell me, is it true that God loves watching humans do such sordid things?"

---She plucks the lofty flower from the altar and tramples it underfoot.

---From then on, the priest sees no God. He worships only her as his one and only faith.

Suspect 3: H-type delusions.

Suspect 4: Multiple personalities.

As Twelve Patients becomes a hit, the official team releases stunning character art: [Moonshadow's Lament], [The Chaos Beyond the Shore], [The Dark One's Wail]... The gorgeous and powerful NPCs are incredibly popular.

But they are all devotedly protecting a woman whose face cannot be seen.

She is capricious, wild, and unrestrained, sitting high upon the main seat as blood-red roses bloom all around her feet.

In a hidden bonus PV:

Sang Nian lies on an utterly sacred altar, her eyes half-closed. Several wisps of sheer gauze wind around her, ethereal and elegant.

The other ends of all those wisps are tied around the men's necks like dog collars.

They revere and love her, kneeling before her with adoring eyes, all for one wish---

"Let us have your babies, okay?"

Reader's guide:

1. The female lead is like Tomie. She has powerful parasitic and resurrection abilities. The female lead is not a virgin, the male leads are, and the men can give birth.

2. The female lead loves herself most of all!!!

3. There are different scenarios. Each patient's world of memories is a fascinating scenario.

Theme: Love life and stay optimistic.