Selling Spiritual Pets in the World of Cultivation in Various Apocalypses

The follow-up article "Support Monkey to Conquer the World of Cultivation!" The article will be published soon. If you are interested, come and take a look~ Copywriting of this article: The world of cultivation collapsed, and my nemesis Ying Fangxun's cultivation exploded. He fished out his 30 million people and died himself. Good news: It caught me, too. Bad news: It's not free money. Looking at the 30 million spiritual beasts that he entrusted to me before his death, waiting for the Lord, I fell silent. So, I had no choice but to: ★1: In a world where infinite flow is about to come, peddling spirit rats that can avoid death. A certain captain: "So you were able to avoid death because this spirit rat pulled your hair and refused to let you pass?!" Subordinate: "Yes, sir. The moment I stepped in, my scalp hurt terribly. It didn't feel right, so I left decisively." ★Two: In a world where plants mutate, we sell Lingyun Rabbits who are good at digging burrows. "The end of the world is coming, buy a rabbit and take it home! He is very good at digging holes and digging underground space!" A: Oh no, whoever believes it is stupid x. … "Oh my god, the end of the world is coming!! Hey! Lao Li, how come your rabbit can dig a hole in the ground?!" ★Three: In a cold and dark world, selling glowing jellyfish that need love and praise. The citizens of the past were cold and indifferent, never looking towards the roadside once, and speaking with unfeeling and cold words. Later nationals: Oh baby, why are you so charming and cute? Look at these perfect tentacles... (10,000 Words are omitted here) (Everyone has become a rainbow fart master) ★Four: In the world of nightmares, peddling Night Watch cats. ★Five: In the world of National Games copy, peddle treasure hunting piglets. ★Six: In a world of animal transformation and mutation, selling famous beast training courses. ★Seven: In a high-tech world where everyone is weak, they sell active pet monkeys. ★Eight: In a world with desolate land, peddling spiritual earthworms. ★Nine: In a world overrun by zombies, peddle the beaked insect-pecker spirit bird. ★Ten: In a world where "ghost husbands and ghost wives" are rampant, peddling pure heart silkworms. ★Eleven: In a world of global cooling, peddling fireworks bears. ★Twelve:…… Updated daily and at midnight. If not updated, you will be asked to take leave. If you politely refuse writing guidance, you don't need to tell me if you want to abandon the article. Thank you baby. ————Received in advance———— "Support monkeys to conquer the world of cultivation!" Please collect~ There are strange remarks on the Internet, saying that another world has invaded the earth and will capture people and turn them into monkeys. Chinese netizens were confused, but they felt something was wrong... That other world has towering mountains? Wrapping clouds? People in misty clothes fly on swords? Why do these things sound so familiar? [This sounds like the world of cultivation...] Some netizen Yuyou spoke. The world of cultivation? ! Cultivation? ! All Chinese netizens stand up! If there really is such a different world, can these foreigners understand how to become immortals? ! They don't even understand what it means to practice swordsmanship, food, ruthlessness, extreme emotion, demons, immortality, and cultivation! I don't even understand what the Talisman Formation, Cauldron Sword, Hammer Knife is! I don't even understand what it means to fly with a sword, raise your hand, lift a tripod, and break through the formation with silver threads to control all the insects...! They don't know how to cultivate immortality at all! … On July 1, 2025 in the Earth calendar, several Chinese people disappeared out of thin air. In the thirty-two thousand seven hundred and eighty-two years of the Cultivation Calendar, the Chinese people became monkeys. … Ye Mishan awakened the Monkey King System as soon as he landed. Although he didn't know what was going on, everything seemed so easy whether he was practicing or leading his younger brother Monkey to practice. "Cultivating immortality? I know this very well! Based on my experiences, it should be easier to cultivate the ruthless path!" Chinese Monkey No. 1 Was very sure. "Sword practice? I can't practice this thing! I am a special chef, and I plan to practice food training." Chinese Monkey No. 2 Touched his chin. "What about me? I don't know anything. Does it count if I know how to curse?" Chinese Monkey No. 3 Asked. "Then you practice closed-mouth meditation." An old monkey god suggested. "Is this possible?" Huaxia Monkey No. 3 Wondered. "It's definitely possible. I know best about cultivating immortals." … Thousands of years later, there are still people in the world of cultivation who sigh. Chinese people are really born to cultivate immortality. Even if they turn into monkeys, they can easily restrain their instincts. Some people hold the sword firmly, some soar into the clouds and ride the wind, some people can break through thousands of formations with just a word, and some people can stir up thousands of sorrows in one pot... All of them were extremely determined, all of them were extremely confident, even at that time... They were just fluffy monkeys. "In the beginning, no one took these monkeys seriously. How can you cultivate so much as an immortal?" The white-bearded monk shook his head. "But... This is how you really have to cultivate to become an immortal..." "Sir." The young disciple suddenly raised his hand, "Didn't a lot of monkeys come to the earth world back then, all of them were masters of cultivating immortals?" "No," the white-bearded monk hesitated for a while, "it seems that there are only Chinese monkeys." Intention: Seize the opportunity and reverse your destiny!