There's a new article next door! ! "The End of the World?" I'm on sale"! !
In all the apocalypse, furries from the world of cultivation are sold, and babies are welcome to come and see!
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This article is also known as: I practice swordsmanship/cooking vegetables/drawing talismans in the world of cultivation/catching fur all over the world, but I still care about the earth!
Copywriting: Ye Guzhou has traveled through time, and he is going to become an immortal.
Other people's cultivation of immortality: embarking on the ruthless path, cutting off love and love, swinging a sword ten thousand times a day without changing his expression, and entering a secret realm to strategize and kill everyone.
Ye Guzhou's cultivation of immortality: gathering wool and selling goods.
Gathering the sect's wool, studying tasks carefully every day, and planting vegetables diligently. Even if he accidentally researched a long-lost spell system, it was just so that he could collect more vegetables to sell in the live broadcast room.
Gathering wool in the secret realm, listening in all directions and seeing in all directions. Even if he is actively followed by spiritual plants and favored by ferocious beasts, he still has to compete with the people from the next door sect in order not to miss any products that can be put on the shelves.
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Customers in the live broadcast room:
Social Animal: Is there really such an amazing and delicious thing in this world?
Female college student: She actually became more beautiful after eating peaches!
Old lady: I wonder who dares to say that I like to buy things randomly!
Young Master: I am the chosen one if I watch the live broadcast! !
It's just that if you can't get it again, everyone will have a problem.
The anchor has already gone to practice immortality, why are he still working so diligently to earn these three melons and two dates?
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Many years later, several people from the world of cultivation finally broke through the barrier and came to Earth.
Before I could figure out how to steal the original power of this world, the moment I turned around, I was horrified to realize that everyone here could draw talismans with bare hands just like the man named Ye! !
What about the promised world without aura? ! !
The micro formations in their hands have already been attacked! !
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Highlight:
① The main plot is not just about the protagonist cultivating immortality, but there is also a thread to be walked on the earth side, and the author himself is a native dog. He loves the plot of ordinary people eating fairy fruits, spiritual plants and other things to get better. Therefore, this article has a large space to describe the relevant content, which is unacceptable.
②Updated every night around 11 o'clock. I spend the rest of the time catching bugs. If something happens, I will ask for leave in advance, bum bum.
Note: The entire text is fictional! ! ! Babies, you must believe in science! ! Only by studying hard and improving yourself can you become better! !
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"I Rely on Monkeys to Conquer the World of Cultivation" Please collect it~
This is already Ye Mishan's 8000th reincarnation in the world of cultivation, and it is also the 392nd time that he has become the king of beasts, occupying this forest with towering ancient trees that stretches for thousands of miles, with huge momentum and power.
But in fact, this beast king, who sounds scary to people, is about to belch.
The endless reincarnations, the changing and fragmented roads, were engraved on his body like a ubiquitous curse.
There must be something wrong with the world, he thought.
But forget it, destroy it.
It's just a pity...
"Beep!! The host's strong homesickness has been detected!! Do you want to open the Blue Star Channel System? To relieve the host's lovesickness?!"
Ye Mishan:?
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Recently, inexplicable advertisements have appeared in the comment areas of major platforms on the Internet.
"Do you want to break into the world of cultivation? Do you want to run freely in the mountains and forests? Do you want to run around swinging on vines? Climb up a tree in a few steps and reach out to fish? Come and download this game!! Start your unique cultivation journey -"
Just started:
What weird thing? In the world of cultivation, if you can't fly with a sword and create something new with one finger, who will be a monkey in the world of cultivation? Weird.
Later:
Help! ! The closed beta test is about to be released again. Which temple would be more effective to visit? ?
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An interview a long time later:
Reporter: What made your character become so arrogant, no, so outgoing?
Player: "This all started when I accidentally grabbed the qualification to play the game. (Proud)
"Actually, I was very introverted, but that day, our monkey group finally managed to open up a spiritual energy hot spring on the mountain. Before we could use it, two monks came from nowhere and jumped in. I was so angry that I rushed up with everyone. Drive the hell out of them! "
Reporter: "Then you understand that only by being tough can you protect your own interests? "
Player: "No, I was just used to being so crazy when I was a monkey... I'm sorry if I said it wrong (smiles modestly), I'm just used to being so outgoing. "
1. The fourth natural disaster player stream
2. The protagonist's emotional line accounts for a small proportion and is in the later stage, in line with the development of the plot.
3. The copy has been screenshot and archived, 2023.7.12
Intention: Make progress together towards a better future!
Reader comments
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Update update update
I will keep waiting
It's so vivid, as if I'm seeing my own campus life
Resident Evil 9 finally made me unable to resist playing it, but I was timid and only dared to play Reset 4. The other two chapters made me look like a mask of pain [covering my face and crying]