I Have Informants All over the Animal Kingdom

1. After solving a pet theft incident, a fledgling police officer discovered during the day that he suddenly had the ability to understand the language of animals. When they came to arrest criminal suspects, the skinny huskies had a hungry glint in their eyes, bared their teeth and drooled on the ground, and approached them with a devouring aura: "Give the child something to eat, the child is about to starve to death. In return, I will tell you where the master is." After receiving the disappearance case, they went to the countryside to investigate. The big rooster, one of the three rural bullies, spread his powerful wings and ran to them aggressively and pecked their legs: Uncle police, you are here. Someone is burying a body in my secret base. I am scared to death. Come on, follow me and help me dig it away! I was chasing fugitive murderers to the mountains. There were many monkeys in the mountains. They were notorious for snatching things and hurting children. Just when I was worried, I saw one of them swooping over from a tree branch: I'm different from them. I'm a good monkey. Don't believe it? I know where the person you want to arrest is hiding, and I will show you the way. Bai Zhou: "..." On the importance of mastering a foreign language. 2. Later... Word spread in the animal world that a human policeman could understand their speech. A group fight between stray cats came to him: Officer Bai, please give us an explanation. The tits flew over in a hurry: Officer Bai, help, there's a fire in the mountain. The parrot ran away from home and went to him: Woo hoo hoo, Officer Bai, my shit shovel has another bird and doesn't love me anymore. Bai Liqianqiu: ... These are none of my business. Hind feet: Well, one cat and one cat strip, no more fighting. Hello, 119? Here is 110 The shit shoveling officer opposite, your daughter is in my hands Reading Guide: Not suspenseful or scary, preferring lighthearted writing and comedy Copywriting display time: 2024.2.21 —Advance collection of "Side Business Overlord, Main Business Furry Umbrella" Please collect it 1. A kitten that was thrown into a trash can just after birth Wild Gungun who fell off the cliff and had no one to save him Stray dog abused to death by pervert … There are always some furries who are not treated well by this world and die in despair The trash can stinks so much that the cat can hardly breathe. The cliff is so high, Gungun is so scary The person in front of me is so scary. Is the dog going to die? They thought they were going to the furry planet Who knew a man fell from the sky Great, it's dad. Dad is one step ahead of death~ Later... The three little kittens that Fu Yu brought to the office meowed and waddled onto Mr. Fu's cat climbing frame, on his legs, shoulders and head, "Daddy~" Gungun, who was judged to be no longer fit to survive in the wild, was adopted by Fu Yu. He now owns a huge mountain. From now on, he no longer has to risk finding food on his own. He only has enough pots of milk, young bamboo shoots, and small apples every day. Fu Yu came to see him. He was so big that he stretched out his hand and said, "I want to hug him~" The stray dog has since found a home. It walks in the big garden every day, and often asks Fu Yu to take it out for a ride in a luxury car. If he doesn't take it with him, he will look aggrieved and say, "I want to play~" Fu Yu smiled helplessly: What a bunch of clingy little goblins. 2. The boss of other people's family: cold and abstinent, wearing suits and leather shoes, making millions every minute My boss always has cat food in his suit pocket, dog hair is always floating in the office, and even his private jet needs to be converted into a furry plane. The boss of other people's family: acquiring companies, acquiring real estate, acquiring stocks The boss of my family: Acquire a stray animal rescue center, acquire a pet hospital, acquire a zoo The boss of other people's houses: predict the rise and fall of the stock market, predict business secrets, and predict the moves of opponents. The boss of my family: Predicted that the newborn kitten would be discarded in the trash can, predicted that the wild baby would fall off the cliff, and predicted that the stray dog would be perverted and abused The boss of other people's families: save the world, save the earth, save humanity The boss of my family: Save Fuzzy, save Fuzzy, or save Fuzzy … As a boss who grew up with furries, Fu Yu originally had a hobby of loving furries, which did not match his identity as a boss, but overall he was still a traditional boss - powerful and ruthless. Until one day, he suddenly had the ability to predict furry's fate As a result, the painting style started to become weird... It's really sad to see a good and cold boss be ruined because of his addiction to furry. 3. Later, two laws derived from experience and blood lessons spread throughout the business circle: "Must" law: When discussing business with Mr. Fu of the Fu Group, you must bring at least one furry, which can greatly increase the probability of successful negotiation. This is the "beautiful furry strategy". "Never" law: If you don't want to die, don't bully or abuse Mao Mao. At the least, you will be listed as a refused customer by the Fu Group, and at the worst, you will be broken by the King of Tianliang. People in the business circle all regard the former as the norm, ranking the former as the highest strategic position and not daring to step on the latter. Intention: I hope that the law of heaven will be clear, and the bad people in the world will be punished for their evil deeds.