Hasty ending, not recommended to watch
In the eyes of everyone who knew Fang Jianmo, Fang Jianmo was a veritable playboy. Although he came from a wealthy family and went to an aristocratic school, he had no knowledge, no skills, and no talents.
Until he bound a four-year-old system boy...
Desperately illiterate? ×
The hidden academic master√
A talentless idiot? ×
Talented artist√
A waste that only spends money? ×
A business wizard who spends all day loading food√
…
Everyone: Where is the handsome guy? What if you promised to be good at nothing? ? ?
Fang Jianmo: I wanted to get along with you guys as a playboy, but I didn't expect that I would be bound to a Zaizai. Hehe, I won't pretend anymore, I'll show my hand——
Small theater:
Here is an interview for you
Interviewee: Fang Jianmo, a well-known dandy
Interview question: If one day you were asked to bind a system to complete a task, what kind of system would you choose?
A. An experienced old man can help him complete the task quickly
B. Young and middle-aged people of similar age have many common topics and the process of completing tasks is not boring.
C. The four-year-old Zaizai is not good at anything and ranks first in coquettishness.
D. Choose none of the above
Fang Jianmo: It's too tough for old people and too tough for young adults. Just choose C. Children's meat is tender and tastes better.
A certain little Zaizai: Σ( ° △ °|||)
Reading guide: No-brained cool articles/Parallel fiction/Zai Zai becomes human in the later stage
—New article "My informants are all over the animal kingdom", please collect it-
1.
After solving a pet theft incident, a fledgling police officer discovered during the day that he suddenly had the ability to understand the language of animals.
When they came to arrest criminal suspects, the skinny huskies had a hungry glint in their eyes, bared their teeth and drooled on the ground, and approached them with a devouring aura: Give the child something to eat, the child is about to starve to death. In return, I will tell you where the master is. My nose is super sharp.
After receiving the disappearance case, they went to the countryside to investigate. One of the three bullies in the countryside, a big rooster, opened his powerful wings and came to peck their legs aggressively: Uncle police, you are here. Someone is burying a body in my secret base. I don't know which bastard did it. I'm scared to death. Come on, follow me and help me dig it away!
I was chasing fugitive murderers to the mountains. There were many monkeys in the mountains. They were notorious for snatching things and hurting children. Just when I was worried, I saw one of them swooping over from a tree branch: I'm different from them. I'm a good monkey. Don't believe it? I have seen the person you want to arrest, and I will show you the way.
Bai Zhou: "..." On the importance of mastering a foreign language.
The Erha turned into a police dog, the big rooster turned into a reporter, and the rooster turned into an enthusiastic citizen... With the clues provided by the animal informant, the police comrades followed the clues to find the truth, chased the murderer in the rugged mountains and steep peaks, and arrested the criminals one by one!
2.
Later... Word spread in the animal world that a human policeman could understand their speech.
The tits flew over in a hurry: Officer Bai, help, there's a fire in the mountain.
A group fight between stray cats came to him: Officer Bai, please give us an explanation.
The parrot ran away from home and went to him: Woo hoo hoo, Officer Bai, my shit shovel has another bird and doesn't love me anymore.
Bai Liqianqiu: ... These are none of my business.
Hind feet:
Hello, 119? Here is 110
Well, one cat and one cat strip, no more fighting.
The shit shoveling officer opposite, your daughter is in my hands
Concept: You can prepare dishes, but not real dishes
