I Feed Myself with Green Tea

After Li Xiaqi, the head teacher of the third year of high school, died suddenly, he found himself a homeless man. When he was about to die, a junior high school student saved him So he found himself a shit shoveler I thought I could enjoy the happy retirement life of a retired teacher in advance, but I dreamed that the shit shoveler would be arrested and sent to a juvenile detention center in the near future? There are direct or indirect factors such as friends, crushes, biological fathers, etc. That lead to this step. As a teacher, Li Xiaqi couldn't just watch the bad boy he got run away, no, he couldn't just watch a good child being destroyed! So, as a former teacher and now Erha, how can Li Xiaqi keep the shit shovel away from these bad factors, so as to avoid the road of no return? ( ) A. Targeting the plastic friend of the shit shovel, he fell to the ground, howling in aggrievedness: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuakah, he beat me," to drive a wedge between them. B. In response to the scumbag that the bully has a crush on, he leads the bully to talk to the neighbor's kind-hearted academic sister: "We can be stupid, but we can't be blind." Replace the bad with good. C. Targeting the scumbag dad who is indifferent to the scumbag, he stares innocently and grabs the scumbag's attention: "You are so good to me, your father won't be angry, right?" Let the scumbag dad feel the feeling of being ignored. D. Select all of the above Li Xiaqi: Choose the shortest among three long and one short —New article "My informants are all over the animal kingdom", please collect it- 1. After solving a pet theft incident, a fledgling police officer discovered during the day that he suddenly had the ability to understand the language of animals. When they came to arrest criminal suspects, the skinny huskies had a hungry glint in their eyes, bared their teeth and drooled on the ground, and approached them with a devouring aura: Give the child something to eat, the child is about to starve to death. In return, I will tell you where the master is. My nose is super sharp. After receiving the disappearance case, they went to the countryside to investigate. One of the three bullies in the countryside, a big rooster, opened his powerful wings and came to peck their legs aggressively: Uncle police, you are here. Someone is burying a body in my secret base. I don't know which bastard did it. I'm scared to death. Come on, follow me and help me dig it away! I was chasing fugitive murderers to the mountains. There were many monkeys in the mountains. They were notorious for snatching things and hurting children. Just when I was worried, I saw one of them swooping over from a tree branch: I'm different from them. I'm a good monkey. Don't believe it? I have seen the person you want to arrest, and I will show you the way. Bai Zhou: "..." On the importance of mastering a foreign language. The Erha turned into a police dog, the big rooster turned into a reporter, and the rooster turned into an enthusiastic citizen... With the clues provided by the animal informant, the police comrades followed the clues to find the truth, chased the murderer in the rugged mountains and steep peaks, and arrested the criminals one by one! 2. Later... Word spread in the animal world that a human policeman could understand their speech. The tits flew over in a hurry: Officer Bai, help, there's a fire in the mountain. A group fight between stray cats came to him: Officer Bai, please give us an explanation. The parrot ran away from home and went to him: Woo hoo hoo, Officer Bai, my shit shovel has another bird and doesn't love me anymore. Bai Liqianqiu: ... These are none of my business. Hind feet: Hello, 119? Here is 110 Well, one cat and one cat strip, no more fighting. The shit shoveling officer opposite, your daughter is in my hands Mission: Become a teacher once, be a teacher forever