[Highly recommend my completed neighboring novel, The Story Is Old-Fashioned, but the Passerby Is Perfectly Normal]
[This is a second-person story. The protagonist's gender is unspecified and can be male or female.]
After 27 years of an ordinary life in your previous life, you transmigrated because of an accident.
When you transmigrated, the Mission Administration Bureau went bankrupt. As its sole heir, you inherited all its golden fingers.
At age 0, you transmigrated as an ordinary person.
At age 1, you became a world-famous literary genius.
At age 2, you became the global sanda champion.
At age 3, you mastered every superpower and learned to use them with ease.
At age 4, you cultivated to the point of ascension, then used your superpowers to refuse to ascend.
At 18, your parents were transferred for work, so you moved to an unfamiliar university in an unfamiliar city.
That's when you discovered that you had transmigrated into a world made up of countless novels all jumbled together.
The male lead of an academic novel was basking in the admiration of others for his brilliant grades. The male lead of an angst novel was abusing the heroine. The leads of a sweet romance were in love, making the entire world part of their bedroom games. The male lead of a cultivation novel about a regretful pursuit was making all creation pay the price for the heroine's death. The male lead of a cultivation novel about rising to the top was using an intelligence-lowering aura to help him climb his way to success...
You only wanted to live a normal life, but these protagonists either wanted you dead or wanted to turn you into an idiot.
There was nothing for it. You could only use your golden fingers (smile).
1. This is a second-person story, and the author's first attempt at something completely new.
2. The gender of "you" is unspecified and can be male or female.
3. There are no romantic storylines for "you" in the entire novel.
4. The golden fingers are absurdly powerful and unreasonable. Since this is already in the second person, the point is for me to be invincible, the strongest in the world, and have a blast.
5. The setting is generally modern. The cultivation is modern cultivation, and there might even be modern domestic intrigue. One of my defining traits is having wildly outrageous ideas.
Highly recommend my completed neighboring novel, The Story Is Old-Fashioned, but the Passerby Is Perfectly Normal.
As times change, many old-fashioned Mary Sue novels that once seemed fine now look like one disaster after another.
So when Lu Momo transmigrated into an old-fashioned novel, she became the only normal person in it...
One day, the male lead made his entrance.
The entire student body lined both sides of the school gates, welcoming him with cries of "So handsome! So handsome!" while watching the male and female leads meet for the first time.
Only Lu Momo was sprinting down the path. "Aaaah, I'm going to be late for a required class!"
In the end, Lu Momo was the only student in the entire school to make it to class on time. She won high praise from her counselor and professor, and the admiration of every student. What? Someone actually managed to resist the temptation of a handsome guy and juicy gossip!
Later, the male lead bullied the heroine, just as the plot demanded, and she silently endured it in tears.
The other students watched. Some laughed, some were afraid, and some felt sorry for her.
Lu Momo couldn't take it anymore, so she told the counselor. When the counselor said, "His family is too rich. I really don't dare to mess with him," Lu Momo suggested, "You could call his parents."
The counselor suddenly saw the light. "Oh, right! I have his father's number!"
A few days after starting school, Lu Momo realized that nobody at the school ever studied.
To help the male and female leads fall in love, the school had lessons for ten minutes and breaks for forty!
During every break, the whole school went off to play extras in the leads' romance. Lu Momo had nothing to do, so all she could do was read and work on her assignments.
So, at the final exams, Lu Momo came in first in the entire school, snatching the top scholarship from the heroine by a landslide.
Lu Momo: "...It's not that I'm too good. The heroine never studies. Even if she's supposed to be a top student, this is no way to treat her character."
Seeing this, the heroine immediately came to her senses. "Wait, I need to study hard, get a good job, and give back to my family. What do I need romance for? I'm going to study!"
And so Lu Momo, the most inconspicuous passerby, became a star on campus simply by being so normal.
As a bonus, she gradually set all the characters in the Mary Sue story straight...
At last, Lu Momo graduated and found a job. She thought she had finally escaped the Mary Sue novel. But one day at work, she saw a new employee with "pure and innocent" written all over her face stumble into the elevator reserved for the CEO...
Lu Momo: SHIFT!
Theme: When things aren't going your way, try another approach. You might discover a whole new world
Damn it, it's so fun to crush the plot, but my mind has been thinking about how to split a pair of chopsticks into three pieces of the same length [question mark]
This university is really a hidden dragon and a crouching tiger. It has all the necessary elements.
The plot is explosive, but the protagonist is very handsome (
Then let them work together, double death is also HE [Like]
I choose c to monitor him. If he is going to do bad things, then I will strike first.
Boss, why don't you update it? Boss, I still want to stock up.
I have seen a clip from a school drama before where the male protagonist suddenly stopped and his mouth just happened to kiss the female protagonist's mouth...
Damn it, I read this article a long time ago after reading it, and it turned out to be so shallow 😭
This name really deserves the school's money hhh
Haha, looks interesting