The Tragic Heroine Can Make Scumbags' Words Come True

[Unhinged content, bizarre style, a wild ride]

Version One:

One day, Xu Muran, an ordinary office worker, transmigrated.

She became the heroine of an old-school angst novel, a substitute for the cherished memories of several powerful cultivators.

Xu Muran took a look at the plot.

It was simple enough: in every chapter, the heroine was abused, body and soul, by various male leads.

In almost every chapter, she cried and vomited blood, while the scumbags grabbed her by the throat, pinched her chin, and insulted her... and so on.

Xu Muran: ...Is this the sort of plot a human being would come up with?!

Even more terrifying, in a novel set in a cultivation world, the heroine was still powerless right up to the final chapter.

And Xu Muran had transmigrated into the weakest heroine in the whole story.

When she arrived, she'd already been kneeling in the snow for three days and three nights.

Fortunately, Xu Muran had also gained a golden finger: [Make a scumbag's words come true]

Xu Muran: ...So even the System knows those dozen or so guys are scumbags.

And so.

Scumbag Number One grabbed Xu Muran by the throat and said coldly, "Know your place! Ever since Alan left, my heart has been dead. I could never love you!"

Xu Muran used her golden finger on those words.

The next day, news that a certain Venerable Immortal had died suddenly from cardiac arrest sent shockwaves through the entire cultivation world.

Xu Muran merely brushed the dust from her hands.

He said it himself: his heart was dead. Could a dead-hearted person still have a heart? Of course it was gone too.

Scumbag Number Two cornered Xu Muran and flashed a wicked smile as he lifted her chin. "You little minx, you say no, but your body tells the truth? Hmm? Woman, you're playing with fire."

Xu Muran used her golden finger on those words.

The next day, it was said that a fire-breathing graphite spirit had appeared in a certain prince's estate. It was terrifying, and to avoid being ground into mince, the prince had no choice but to keep it well fed and entertained, and hand over a huge amount of money.

That graphite spirit was, of course, Xu Muran.

She was supposed to be a troublesome minx who played with fire, after all.

Later, Xu Muran expanded her line of work a little.

It only said she could make scumbags' words come true. It never said they had to be the male leads.

Legends about Xu Muran gradually spread throughout the cultivation world.

The one who stood at the pinnacle of this generation's cultivation world was neither an ancient patriarch nor a venerable master. It was her: Xu Muran, the scumbag slayer!

Version Two:

Xu Muran transmigrated into an angst novel as its heroine.

But she had a golden finger: "Make a scumbag's words come true."

When she arrived, she was being punished by having to kneel in the snow, and a man in front of her asked, "Do you know what you did wrong?"

Xu Muran: "...I've been kneeling for three days and three nights?"

The scumbag shouted angrily, "Is that how you talk to your master?!"

Xu Muran: "Master? Which master?"

Master Kong is also called Master.

Scumbag: "Your father..."

Xu Muran: "Yes?"

Scumbag: "...I said 'father.'"

Of course Xu Muran used her golden finger on her son.

Xu Muran cleared her throat.

"Son, hurry up and help your dad up!"

Note: A completely unhinged story, with the author letting loose. Slice of life, and the writing style is just like Version Two. Yes, the writing style is also out of control.

Content warning: This novel uses "girl" to refer to young women, because I believe "boy" is a general term for young people of any gender, while "girl" specifically refers to young women. If you object to using "girl" to refer to young women, please don't read this. This warning is here because of a comment. I hope readers who mind won't click in, so we can avoid a debate.

Theme: Have confidence in yourself and believe you're the best!