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1.
My name is Chuanegawa Nao, and I'm currently the boss of a certain dark organization.
I got bound to a [University Student System].
Its official explanation was, "You didn't finish earning your credits last life, so this life you'll work like an ox and a horse to make up for them, twice over."
And so...
While Gin was bombing Tokyo Tower, I was infiltrating the police academy to get my internship certificate.
While Bourbon and Vermouth were eating and drinking on the company's dime, I was volunteering at a gem exhibition to rack up hours.
While Scotland and Rye were facing off on a rooftop, I was running around Mihua Town doing campus errands.
Of course, all this was just the tip of the iceberg of my miserable university-student life.
But when I looked at the organization, full of troublemaking chaos-lovers and chaotic troublemakers...
I turned evil! I'm going to make every university student crash into everyone else!
Step one: start with the opening exam, The Distillery Employee Management Handbook.
2.
I'm an ordinary University Student System, and the Host I got bound to is just a naive, clueless, ordinary college student.
That is, until she beat the boss of the Black Organization to death from the start.
That's when I knew this Host of mine was no ordinary person.
I used up a tremendous amount of energy cleaning up after her and fell asleep. Before I left, I warned her not to kill off any more main characters, or she'd have to stay here forever.
When I woke up, I saw...
Bourbon solemnly declaring, "This organization is my lover."
Gin working security at an exhibition to earn volunteer hours, stealing a certain Conan's role and getting into a huge fight with Kaito Kid.
"Learn new ideas, strive to be a new youth..." echoing through the organization's training camp every Monday, right on schedule.
System: ...
My shitty Host hadn't killed anyone off. She'd just broken them, that's all.
[Reading Guide]
1. Many original headcanons. Serious OOC warning.
2. The product of going completely off the rails, &*/?Ψ
3. Some members of the good guys' side turn evil. If that's not your thing, steer clear.
4. The heroine isn't a typical college student. Don't argue with me. If you do, you're right (bows frantically).
5. The pairing is set: Hagi.
Here's a preview of my next book, A Guide to Surviving the Apocalypse.
Blurb:
Zhao Shiyuan, captain of the special task force at a monster containment facility, suddenly disappeared during her retirement ceremony and transmigrated to a peaceful world without monsters.
Zhao Shiyuan: ...All right, I guess retirement is retirement wherever you do it.
To make ends meet, Zhao Shiyuan, an undocumented immigrant who happened to be literate, became a proud people's teacher in a remote mountain village.
After three years of teaching diligently, she finally sent the village's only graduate off on a high-speed train.
Then, the very next day, red rain fell, and the apocalypse suddenly arrived.
Thinking of the ordinary student who had set off for college alone, the teacher let out a piercing shriek in her hotel room.
*
After a strange red rain, massive numbers of biological mutations and supernatural incidents suddenly erupted around the world.
Half-rotted stray dogs, centipedes dragging human heads, fisherwomen singing at midnight, skinned pig-people...
In a world where everyone was terrified and barely able to take care of themselves, one band of misfits stood out for being especially reckless.
Zombies bite, chew, and infect people? One slash will do!
Plants and animals grow huge, mutate, and get weird? Kill them all!
Mutants, anomalies, and supernatural phenomena? Exorcise them on the spot!
On the run, stick with a Wuling Hongguang. A hundred years of professional survival experience. Men and women alike swear by it!
#RetiredWorkersReturnToTheJob
#TheYearsTheTheaterKidSquadSpentFleeingTheApocalypse
#TheBossKillsEverythingInSight TheFourthActsLikeAMomAndKeepsHouse EveryoneElseJustYells
Reading Guide:
1. The heroine refuses to be a self-sacrificing saint and lacks empathy.
2. Mainly an ensemble cast, with very little romance.
3. They pick up teammates early on. The main group has six members.
4. Absurdist writing. The entire story is fictional.
Theme: Stay positive and live life with optimism
I used to think that the protagonist Kudo's surname was related to Yusaku, but I didn't expect that it was given by the washing machine.
College students who go to school in the morning will finally be rewarded (tears)
Is it necessary to have memories? But it is still the Bourbon of today. No, the successors of socialism are the good of college students who are deeply influenced by the call of youth to study [Star Eyes]
Isn't Cherry Brandy Kudo Yusaku [touching chin] In fact, the red one is Conan, right?
So the wine that has been behind b is Conan who came back from the future.
Hey, madam, are you okay? Have you gone to the doctor? You must check it out. Sometimes internal injuries don't show up quickly, and it's the head that hits you. I can't tell if it's retrograde amnesia, but they say that if you have a concussion, you need to go to the hospital for a checkup and rest in bed for one to two weeks.
Falling off the bed, vocal, scary, is your wife okay?
I giao! I want to gain weight before reading again, why am I stuck here!
No, trouser pocket, it's great to keep up with current events.
I used to think that the protagonist Kudo's surname was related to Yusaku, but I didn't expect that it was given by the washing machine.
College students who go to school in the morning will finally be rewarded (tears)
Is it necessary to have memories? But it is still the Bourbon of today. No, the successors of socialism are the good of college students who are deeply influenced by the call of youth to study [Star Eyes]
Isn't Cherry Brandy Kudo Yusaku [touching chin] In fact, the red one is Conan, right?
So the wine that has been behind b is Conan who came back from the future.
Ogihara Kenji: Don't worry, brother (then backstab immediately)
Hey, madam, are you okay? Have you gone to the doctor? You must check it out. Sometimes internal injuries don't show up quickly, and it's the head that hits you. I can't tell if it's retrograde amnesia, but they say that if you have a concussion, you need to go to the hospital for a checkup and rest in bed for one to two weeks.
Falling off the bed, vocal, scary, is your wife okay?
I giao! I want to gain weight before reading again, why am I stuck here!
No, trouser pocket, it's great to keep up with current events.