This article is also known as "Being a corpse chaser in the apocalypse", "On how a university survives in the apocalypse", and "The current employment situation of folklore college students in the apocalypse"
Copywriting of this article:
Copywriting 1:
The end of the world is coming, natural disasters occur frequently
As the last person to exhume corpses in Xiangxi for many years, he has been in the mountains for many years.
The car can't drive either.
I don't know the road either,
Even going down the mountain is a problem!
Yangshang silently covered himself with a quilt: Sure enough, it's better to wait for death.
When I woke up, my home was stolen.
The guy who was used to drive away the corpses was even looted, and even the coffin he bought for himself was not spared!
Looking at the house that is cleaner than his own wallet, Yangshang: I am the coffin thief****
Adhering to the principle that "the corpse chaser cannot live without his own coffin", Yangshang made a bold decision
She first spent three days finding her ancestral grave, and then dug out her grandfather's grave with her own hands.
In addition to a black coffin in the tomb, there is also an admission notice with "Folklore Major of Qinan University" printed on it.
Looking at the zombies all over the village, Yangshang carried the black coffin on his back
——Exactly, this is not a professional dialogue!
Copywriting 2:
As we all know, Qinan University is an unpopular school. It is a school in Shuangfei and has more admissions rules than Qingbei.
The Folklore Department of Qinan University is even more unpopular among the unpopular.
Eight years after the school was founded, there are only a handful of students in this major.
As the end of the world approaches, different supernatural phenomena appear across the world
In the overall chaotic situation, only Qinan University remained calm and composed, and all kinds of saucy manipulations emerged one after another.
It is said that their students can drive away hundreds of corpses, control thousands of insects, determine life and death with their words, and determine the world with their pen. Kill ghosts when you encounter them, kill gods when you block them, and no grass will grow wherever you go.
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[Qinan University Official Forum]
[Breaking News] Reliable news, this time the new folklore major has grown up very sweet, the kind that can talk! ! !
Host: Family members, inside information is absolutely reliable, trust me! [Pictures attached][Pictures attached]
1L: You can talk hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
5L: y1s1, it's really good-looking, but could the original poster be a little more steady? This is too confusing! [Dislike]
8L: Why is my little sister carrying such a big black box? The poster doesn't know how to help me. Isn't love coming now? [Pointing]
Posted by: I just watched a fierce and exciting sport, but I didn't see the news. I'll scroll up.
33L: "Intense excitement" and "Sports", 8L is still a bit narrow
36L: Chiji, is the poster so brave?
Posted by: That black box you are talking about, it was her uncle, we just took it out
47L: No one said anything? If no one talks, then I will.
48L: What did you bring back as a professional? ! ! ! My general teacher screamed and crawled out! Can't even stop it! !
49L: Don't howl upstairs. There are zombies fighting with zombies outside the school. Not to mention your general anatomy teacher, I think all the corpses within a ten mile radius have crawled out.
52L: Gan! The Agricultural College next door has opened betting, so come quickly!
133L: The poster said something right, it's really exciting hehehe (??)
Note:
An atypical post-apocalyptic group portrait article, full of nonsense and unbelievable feudal superstition
[Screenshot of the copy on June 23, 2023]
Purpose: Save unpopular majors
