[Please add the author's upcoming novel, I'm Straight, So Why Did I Capture Your Heart? The blurb is below~]
I lost a game of Truth or Dare, and my fujoshi little sister forced me to read a novel.
Being a man of my word, someone who doesn't chicken out and values honesty, I forced myself to finish it despite how uncomfortable I felt.
Then my entire worldview shattered!
It was a twisted danmei novel about the messy love lives of several guys, with plenty of explicit scenes. Never mind the plot. I'm a straight guy, for God's sake!
Making me read this stuff... Well, it was a dare, after all. It definitely lived up to its name!
But the real adventure was still to come...
When I woke up, I discovered I'd entered the novel! And I'd become a sleazy, promiscuous male supporting character with a special constitution and even more "beep" scenes than the protagonist shou!
As a straight guy, there was no way I could accept those scenes.
So I ditched my original sunny, cheerful boy-next-door persona and decided to become a cool, aloof guy.
School bullies, campus heartthrobs, top students, CEOs: Stay the hell away from me!
Please add to your reading list: I'm Straight, So Why Did I Capture Your Heart?
Wen Qingzhi was on the verge of death when he became bound to a system. The System told him that completing missions would earn him a second chance at life.
Wen Qingzhi was young, loved life, and didn't hesitate to agree.
Then Wen Qingzhi was sent to another world.
The System issued its missions:
[Win over the aloof campus heartthrob] [Win over the hotheaded school bully] [Win over the unruly young master] [Win over the arrogant CEO] [Win over the gentle deskmate] [Win over...]
Wen Qingzhi rubbed his chin and thought it over before humbly asking for clarification: "What does 'win over' mean?"
The System: "Make your target devoted to you."
Wen Qingzhi: "Got it! Sworn brothers like the Peach Garden Oath, bound by deep friendship, ready to face fire and water for each other!"
The System: "..."
The System: "???"
Is this guy seriously straight? Did I bind myself to the wrong person?
The System gave up: "...Reach 100% progress to complete the mission. Figure it out yourself."
Wen Qingzhi nodded seriously. It was just making friends, right? He was so honest, kind, and loyal. Easy! He'd take good care of every one of his bros and even risk life and limb for them!
Some time later.
Wen Qingzhi felt that his missions were going smoothly, except his bros kept inviting him to hang out at the same time.
So Wen Qingzhi had a brilliant idea and started a group chat for his bros: Bros for life!
If he made all his bros into bros with one another, they could all hang out together! He was a genius!
Everyone in the group: Who are these guys? Who the hell wants to be your bro? Tell them to get lost!!!
Wen Qingzhi: Bros, what's wrong with you?!
Theme: Interesting souls always find a way to shine.
It's hard to describe the part about going to the toilet... It's so easy to enlighten... Please change it 💔💔
I am a straight man, so I hope that my future partner will also be a straight man. No problem. Jpg
To be honest, I know An An has made it clear, and Yu Chen also knows that An An won't like him, but Yu Chen's behavior is really disgusting!!!!!
Le Xuwen: Find yourself while waiting.
I can't understand that Shi Chen has too many scenes. . .
Hahahahaha, I'm heartbroken, Brother Chi.
Chi: Oops, my brain is filled with knowledge.
. . . Is the protagonist really an adult social animal? [Changed] Is it too childish? [Changed]
In fact, this plot is unnecessary. The idea of connecting these two people is too deliberate, and the protagonist is too proactive.
There are more than 30 chapters to go. Why is there no progress in the protagonist's relationship? Gong hasn't shown up for a long time.