After Swapping Bodies With a Wacky CEO

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Ruan Yu is a C-list actress who barely gets noticed, but she's content with her life.

She has enough money, gets acting jobs, and takes the occasional vacation. She doesn't seek fame or fortune. She's a laid-back young woman of today!

Ruan Yu's assessment of herself: I'm way more ambitious than a couch potato!

Yuchi Qing is a CEO who's fallen for an actress.

He's heard women all like the domineering CEO type.

"Woman, date me and I'll make you famous." The tall, handsome man in a perfectly tailored suit spoke in a deep voice, looking down at Ruan Yu with an expression and tone that brooked no refusal. He was the very picture of a domineering CEO!

Ruan Yu looked up at him and offered a sincere suggestion: "Sir, it's time to take your medicine."

Yuchi Qing: "...?" Why was that nothing like what he'd heard?

One day, the CEO and the actress suddenly switched bodies.

Ruan Yu: Stay calm, don't panic. It's just playing the part of a rich young heir. I can handle getting rich overnight!

Yuchi Qing: I'm, I'm a little excited! Here's my chance to show off the full force of my CEO charm!

The two moved in together on friendly terms. One month later...

Ruan Yu: "Bro, you're really good at keeping house."

Yuchi Qing: "...I thought of you as my wife, and you think of me as your bro?!"

#Cool-actress throws herself at wealthy heir, photos prove it#

The gossip-loving crowd went wild!

Yuchi Qing stepped forward personally and issued a public statement: I'm the one throwing myself at her. If you've got a problem, come at me.

Ruan Yu: Oh, wow. You really got me there.

A genuinely cool guy in public who only pretends to be a domineering CEO in private × a proper lady in public who acts anything but proper in private

A goofy couple with plenty of laughs

Please follow my upcoming story: "What's Up with My Alpha Roommates?"

What's it like to be a beta with three alpha roommates?

Meng Fu will tell you: It's like wanting to flip the table and go berserk every other minute, and figuring you'd rather die than put up with it!

Alpha roommate 1 is sharp-tongued and foul-mouthed. The first time they met, he lifted his chin and looked down at Meng Fu. "A beta like you thinks you can live with me?"

Alpha roommate 2 is aloof and obsessed with cleanliness. The things he says most often to Meng Fu are: "Get lost. You're filthy. Stay away from me."

Alpha roommate 3 is way too enthusiastic and a total battle maniac. He hugs and cuddles Meng Fu all the time, wants to go to the bathroom with her, and keeps challenging her to a fight.

Oh, I forgot to mention, she's a transmigrant. She used to be a cute girl, and being transmigrated into a beta with a knot was annoying enough without having to go to the bathroom with you, seriously?! Are you three years old?!

This is the last straw!

The first chance she gets, she's switching dorms!

But...

"Fu, I'm sorry. Please live with me!" Is that the foul-mouthed young master?

"Don't go..." The aloof clean freak, clutching her grimy body, speaks in a soft, humble voice?

"No! What if I hurt you?" The battle maniac who used to beg for a fight now turns her down without hesitation?!

Why are they saying a beta can be marked too, and that they want to turn her into an omega?!

The alpha roommates seem to have gone crazy!

Theme: A smile can make anything feel a little less awful.