[Probably a cute-pet story (cat top, dog bottom). The top is a dom, and the bottom is his fan. The top is a reclusive, lazy, gloomy cat demon novelist x the bottom is a little-known, sunny 18th-tier entertainer]
Ji Wuyan is a well-known author of feel-good power fantasies.
Most of the characters he creates are cheerful and passionate, and his male characters have topped the fictional-husbands rankings year after year. But no one knows that behind the scenes, he’s a gloomy, sharp-tongued hothead. That’s the only way people who know him describe him.
Then one day, he was invited to join a variety show.
Ji Wuyan didn’t even look at the details before tossing the invitation back. “Tch. No. I hate socializing.”
The director said, “There’ll be tons of cats.”
Ji Wuyan’s hands paused over his game. “Tell me more.”
But he never saw a single cat. Instead, there was a bunch of celebrities whose hearts were already fluttering pink before the show had even begun, and one idiot in a tacky T-shirt, wagging his dog tail like an obscure 18th-tier nobody.
“These are the adorable cats you promised me?”
The director coughed. “Ahem, you’ve signed the contract. Just put up with it.”
Ji Wuyan clenched his fists. “Fine. Put up with it, huh? Just you wait.”
But the director regretted it less than two days later.
During the dating show’s 24-hour livestream, a famous sweet, innocent “little white flower” dragged everyone out of bed in the middle of the night, sobbing uncontrollably as she blamed everyone else and announced that she felt wronged and was about to quit the show.
Ji Wuyan said, “Stop crying and get lost, you pest.”
An award-winning actor dated three people at once for the publicity, then tried to flirt with Ji Wuyan and manufacture a couple pairing with him, spouting one cheesy pickup line after another.
Ji Wuyan said, “Gross. I don’t understand what you’re saying.”
A wildly popular singer relentlessly manipulated him, saying that no one would ever like him unless he changed.
Ji Wuyan said, “You don’t actually think you’re better than me, do you?”
The comments exploded instantly.
“That was so satisfying! So satisfying!”
“Mom! I can’t believe I’m watching a power-fantasy plot on a dating show!”
“Who is this guy, to dare offend so many big shots?”
“I heard all three of them are petty behind the scenes. Feels like he won’t make it through the night.”
As it turned out, not only did he make it through the night, he got more and more famous, while the celebrities who kept targeting him fell out of favor.
Want to know why?
Ji Wuyan pointed at the scripts they’d acted in. “I wrote these.”
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