Luo Yuanzhou never imagined that he would be lying peacefully in his coffin, only to open his eyes and find himself transported to a temple.
Just then, a sweeping monk slowly emerged from the temple. Ravenous with hunger, Luo Yuanzhou spread his wings and flew toward him, only to hear him cry, "Indestructible Diamond Boy Body!"
Luo Yuanzhou lost a tooth.
The next day, Luo Yuanzhou escaped to a mountain, where he spotted a beautiful woman practicing swordplay. He thought, "Someone this beautiful can't be that tough, right?"
As it turned out, the sword suddenly soared into the air and stabbed Luo Yuanzhou all the way down the road.
On the third day, Luo Yuanzhou finally saw sense. This time, he decided to keep his distance from humans and settled in a mass grave. But then someone with eyes even redder than his came after him, trying to bite him.
Luo Yuanzhou clenched his fist and shouted, "I'm a vampire with hypnotic powers! I'm going to win someone over! I'm going to win over the strongest, most handsome man in this world!"
But the strongest cultivators all practiced the merciless path. He didn't stand a chance with any of them, and the people of this world called him a monster and chased him all the way to a vegetable patch in a remote ravine.
There he happened to meet a farmer. With his striking brows and sharp eyes, flowing long hair, and sky-high charisma, not to mention the tomatoes growing all over the place, Luo Yuanzhou fell in love at first sight. He clung to the man's leg and pleaded pitifully, "Please let me have a couple of tomatoes! I'll work like an ox or a horse for you!"
At last, they finally made it official. But on their wedding day, thunder roared, and the cultivators who had once chased him down with shouts of "Kill him!" came flying over on their swords.
Luo Yuanzhou grabbed his beauty and tried to run. "Help! We haven't even gotten married yet!"
But the beauty stood firm, impossible to budge. In the end, Luo Yuanzhou crouched down with his head in his hands, ready to die alongside him. Then a deafening shout rang out as thousands of cultivators cried in unison, "Congratulations on your wedding, Immortal Venerable!"
Luo Yuanzhou: ???
Then demons of all kinds arrived too, wearing ridiculous headpieces and baring their fangs from the shadows.
Every cultivator instantly went on guard. "Immortal Venerable, there's demonic energy!"
Luo Yuanzhou awkwardly rubbed his fingers together. "Um... they're people I invited. You don't mind, do you?"
Liu Yun x Luo Yuanzhou
Reclusive, cold-faced Immortal Venerable top x goofy vampire bottom
They dote on each other. The bottom always looks after the top like he's a little chick, while the top secretly protects the bottom and helps him adjust to this world.
Everyone except the top has a comedic streak.
Theme: Stay true to yourself and your heart. Never give up.
