The Wisteria Flower of a Husband Is Up to No Good Again

[Top: A calculating, seductive yandere beauty & a delightfully perverted cutie & a clingy, affectionate crybaby & a golden-haired little maid]

[Bottom: Plant affinity through the roof & a uniform fetish & flowers bloom at his sight, grass flourishes at his touch & irresistible charmer & green-thumbed magic drink brewer]

Plantfolk are mutated humans with plant genes. They possess supernatural abilities derived from plant traits and are ranked from D to S. To maintain and improve their powers, they need to drink magic beverages made from magical plants. In Star Era 2029, over 99% of humanity has mutated into plantfolk.

One day, a tiny magic beverage shop called "Blue Star Tea House" opened on Lianhua Street in Yunzhou City.

An endless stream of unheard-of magic beverages appeared there, sparking a worldwide wave of innovation:

Wang Xiaoji herbal tea to boost luck, Xianpiaopiao milk tea to make you beautiful, Explosive Buzz medicated oil to increase mental power, honeysuckle dew to clear heat and detoxify, catnip wine to turn you into a cat, Hedyotis diffusa water to treat insect galls, pepper wine for worshipping the gods, live bamboo wine and pomegranate-blossom wine to boost combat strength...

Sen Li: "Time to blow their minds with some Earth beverage culture!"

[Bottom's perspective]

Sen Li opened a magic beverage shop. One day, he found a little golden-haired, golden-eyed girl outside his door.

The little girl said she was a plantfolk who had been kidnapped. Her species was white lotus, she was C-rank, and she had healing powers.

Upholding the traditional virtue of helping those in need, he took the little girl home as his maid. But after she moved in, a series of strange things began happening:

1. All the flowers and plants he kept withered.

2. The premium magic beverages he locked in his safe kept vanishing without a trace.

3. Every night, while fast asleep, he felt as though his entire body was tightly bound by suction-cupped tentacles.

4. His little maid was always giving him lascivious looks.

Only one day did Sen Li realize that his little maid wasn't an innocent, pure little flower at all, but a muscular man standing 1.9 meters tall.

So Sen Li stared at the golden tendrils wrapped around his fair ankles, close to tears. Damn it, how am I supposed to live like this?!

[Top's perspective]

Tu Si thought he could stay by Sen Li's side forever, enjoying his affection and tenderness without a care, until one day Sen Li brought home yet another stray...

A delicate, pitiful little white lotus, with an even more tragic past than his own, as frail as a willow in the wind, and wandering in debt.

Alarms went off in Tu Si's head. The other one was a real white lotus, while he was a fake.

Sensing a threat, Tu Si cornered Sen Li against the wall: (roots crawling ominously) (pummels the obstructing flowers and plants) (wiggles) (roars) (sobs) (rolls around) If I'm not so delicate and adorable, will you still like me? Sob, sob, sob...

Sen Li: ...What the hell are you carrying on about now?

One day, with his secret identity exposed, Tu Si had no choice but to use the same trick again and corner him: (roots writhing ominously all over the floor) If I'm not a pure white lotus, but just a weed, will you still love me?

Sen Li glanced at the garden he'd already plucked bare: ...Are you ever going to stop?

[Here's a plug for my currently updating novel, "The Beta Vampire Has Rabies"]

Li Qie, a starving vampire, found a reverse-harem ABO novel in a dumpster. After reading it, he transmigrated into the body of a Beta side-character villain with the same name, destined to be abused.

In a bar late at night, a pack of wolves surrounded him, and the air was thick with pheromones. As the various Alphas prepared to pounce, Li Qie gave them a careful sniff, eyes lighting up as he curled his lips into a devilish smile: Who knew the world had such a treat in store for me?!

So, at a debauched party, a red-eyed Beta bit his way through a bloody path, fighting through the encirclement and biting every Alpha in sight. Even in the entire ABO world, it was an utterly outrageous spectacle!

The ABO crowd trembled, weak and helpless: Y-you're just a Beta!

Li Qie: I'm not a Beta, I'm a vampire!

The ABO crowd: What the hell, did we run into a zombie?!

From then on, a legend spread throughout the ABO world about a white-haired, red-eyed Beta with astonishing skills.

People said he was a mysterious figure, appearing in the night like a devil to hunt all around, using his teeth to "mark" all kinds of Alphas and Omegas.

Those marked by his teeth, whether Omega, Beta, or even Alpha, were all doomed to end up hot and bothered, dizzy with desire, and unable to resist...

Theme: Protecting plants is everyone's responsibility.