Yin Tang is a ghost in an infinite world, free to appear in various instances.
Recently, he has run into the same player in several different instances.
It would be one thing if the player weren't afraid of him, but he even wants to kiss and hug him!
"Huo Yingxun, are you trying to get yourself killed?!"
In one instance, Yin Tang wears a blood-red wedding gown, the corners of his eyes flushed.
"I am," Huo Yingxun says with a soft laugh. He tightens his arm around Yin Tang's waist, carries him into a coffin, then takes Yin Tang's sharp-nailed hand and presses it against his chest. "Make me your ghost groom."
Yin Tang's body goes limp, and he can't help trembling. Then he curls his lips into a smile...
And crushes Huo Yingxun's heart in his fist!
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There's a big shot in the infinite game who gets an S rating every time, leads teams with an exceptionally high survival rate, and is even willing to share all kinds of guides.
One player works up the nerve to tag the big shot in a forum post and ask what preparations he makes before entering an instance.
Big shot: Exchange points for a pile of offerings and a fine nanmu coffin.
Player: Offerings are usually used for worship. Only little ghosts like them, and they can sometimes buy you time... They say little ghosts are hard to deal with, so is the big shot's secret to clearing an instance to lure the little ghost into the coffin and seal it away?
The players ponder this. It was an angle they'd never considered. The big shot really is a big shot. Spending such precious points to deal with a little ghost must be the difference between them and him.
The player who has just had a whole new world opened up is eager to give it a try, but then sees the big shot's reply. Three words, two punctuation marks, and completely incomprehensible.
Big shot: No, pursuing my wife.
Player: Oh, I see, so... wait, what???
Theme: Please respect ghost NPCs
